It’s reported that Chrisco will not be delivering some hampers this year due to problems with a new logistics system.

If ensurance is part of your customer experience this is the last thing you what to happen. What a shame.

We’re all still keeping in the Christmas spirit though right? I mean, there’s a few Australian based websites with their logos currently sporting Santa hats, Christmas lights and ribbons. Loath to be left off any bandwagon, ausculture.com has a Santa hat on order and expects it to arrive kinda soonish. We’ll confirm the timing when we know more.

In addition to the Santa hat, ausculture.com will also be getting into the spirit by posting or re-hashing, uninformative articles about all kinds of things, so long as there is some way we can talk about Christmas at the same time - this very post being the first instance.

Media Watch had a story about one of the recent Bonds underwear commercials (pictured above). Interesting to see the translation of the Portuguese lyrics for the commercial:

Marina Amphetamine
Marina Gasoline
Marina is on fire!!!
Hum ooh hah
Meet me after school
And I’ll beat you like a gorilla
Bite you like a whore
Come and play with my pussy

Should anybody be surprised or fussed? They are selling underwear. I suspect Bonds would be less successful at that if they made something more like the Huggie fabric softener commercial. Much like our metro newspapers would be less successful at selling “newspapers” if they didn’t have online galleries featuring porn star Jenna Jameson.

Yeah, I know there’s a reason why we pretend like we’re outraged but I can’t remember what it is.