http://www.ausculture.com/blog/ We suck so you don't have to. en-us 2007-10-23T17:14:01+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/10/23/moving_house/ For those of you who aren’t familiar with the “long” and “glorious” history of ausculture.com, The oldest surviving post is Email stupidity from the 28th January 2004. Back when the site started in 2004 it was hosted on a Celeron 1000 PC in my spare room, running off a Telstra... blog Patrick 2007-10-23T17:14:01+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/10/14/being_fisted_by_an_elderly_male_panda_bear_in_coob/ The rest is up to your imagination. Including the answer to why Coober Pedy is so green.... blog Patrick 2007-10-14T23:36:26+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/10/11/disturbing_google_search_phrases_xi/ Before I start, this does not mark a return of the ausculture.com blog. I'm simply posting another batch of these because they're generally funny... Also, this is not Jess. Check the author. Let's see what we have here: women builders arse crack Pay attention porn site owners, it's all about... blog Patrick 2007-10-11T02:44:20+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/04/20/the_future_of_ausculture/ I have some bad news for you, kids... Ausculture isn't going to be updated much from here on in. The odd sporadic post perhaps but essentially it's gonna sit pretty on the interwebs as an archive of three years of mischief. Two years of mischief actually involving the process of... blog Jess 2007-04-20T12:06:39+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/04/18/peaches_takes_the_piss_out_of_alanis_taking_the_pi/ And all is right with the world... PS: If you never saw the original Alanis parody, here it is. Although darling friends of mine found the above warblings to be kinda amusing, I could never get past the fact that - despite Alanis displaying what suspiciously looks like a sense... blog Jess 2007-04-18T10:46:23+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/04/18/angry_celebrities/ I quite liked the following two examples of celebrities losing their shit at each another. It tickled my funny bone and made me feel slightly better about being forced to wake up - slightly hung-over - at 4.45am this morning. BLOKE FROM MOGWAI RE: KEITH RICHARDS.Hi everyone. I just woke... blog Jess 2007-04-18T07:48:02+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/04/17/can_i_have_four_beers/ On the off chance you haven't seen this yet, here is the best piece of comedy Will Ferrell has ever put his name to. Seriously. It's Day Two of watching it over and over and I'm still not sick of it. 'Pearl' makes me want to have a child... and... blog Jess 2007-04-17T06:51:56+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/04/13/well_thats_weird/ I'm pretty sure I've spent the majority of my life believing John Laws to be quite the spank lord. Lord knows I've found his quips in the past, in particular the ones he's made regarding homosexuals, to be hideous and cringe worthy. But if I ran into him today, I... blog Jess 2007-04-13T17:27:40+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/04/11/boo_1/ Fondling your base again, just briefly, to assure you… (ridiculously long pause before leading into paragraph containing little to no actual information) ... that within two weeks you'll find out what the shizzle is going on here on this website! If you're the sort of person who gets pumped about... blog Jess 2007-04-11T12:03:24+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/03/19/touching_base/ Urgh - I really hate the term "touching base", it reminds me of years spent in a hideous office job surrounded by marketing types. And also, lovely attractive people whose friendship I cherish to this day (just in case some wonderful ex co-workers are reading...) But I just wanted to... blog Jess 2007-03-19T18:47:06+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/03/01/tonight_on_jjj/ Just popping by to tell ye I'm doing another fill in on JJJ this evening from 1am to 6am. I've forgotten how to press the buttons and I've had very little sleep SO PREPARE FOR MADNESS! My partner in radio crime Clem Bastow can't do the show with me this... blog Jess 2007-03-01T14:35:54+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/02/26/anyone_going_to_the_playground_weekender_festival/ That's right, anyone heading to this in less than a fortnight's time? If so, come and say hello. I will be doing "assorted things"* on a stage marked "Other" - coincidentally, often the box I find myself ticking on various forms. *NOT STRIPPING** **ALTHOUGH THIS MAY BE SUBJECT TO CHANGE/AVAILABLE... blog Jess 2007-02-26T10:07:58+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/02/19/anna_nicole_smiths_mysterious_death_has_been_solve/ And by Lily Allen, no less! Luckily everyone favourite Chris Cester hater* has blogged her findings (RE:VICKI LYNN HOGAN'S PASSING) on her famed MySpazz blog... Now I am in bed watching a documentary on Anna Nicole Smith , may her soul rest in peace . I reckon Howard K Stern... blog Jess 2007-02-19T12:42:25+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/02/11/more_buzzcocks_madness/ Remember when I gave you a heads up regarding the sweet genius of Never Mind The Buzzcocks last week? My dear chum Sean "Twice As" Butler commented on the post and mentioned a recent episode of the program where Simon Amstell used his razor sharp wit to slice and dice... blog Jess 2007-02-11T16:55:54+11:00 http://www.ausculture.com/2007/02/09/tips-for-domain-registration/ Auto renewal, using a credit card or debit card of some sort can make things easier... Until your credit card expires. Of course, if you manage a numer of domains under the same registrar it's fine - you'll notice next time you log in. Unless it's that one domain... blog Patrick 2007-02-09T22:12:41+11:00