Category: links

May 19, 2004

Spongebob Squarepants

The latest trailer for the Spongebob Squarepants movie is entertaining.

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May 17, 2004

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren’t having sex.more

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April 29, 2004

Total Girl

Check out totalgirl.com.au. Remember though, “No boys allowed!”

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Shari Lewis’ Charlie…

Charlie Horse Music Pizza.

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April 28, 2004

Funky job titles bad

Apparently exciting job titles are no longer acceptable.

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April 19, 2004

Mad Cow…

One pissed off cow

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March 29, 2004

Doctors orders.

Austrian doctor says picking your nose is good for you. But only if you eat it. Err, no thanks.

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March 23, 2004

Virginity on ebay

Apparently, the latest trend in online auctions.

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March 18, 2004

Locusts

Locusts have invaded dubbo. Reality show about same soon to come.

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March 14, 2004

Man removes genitals.

Oh dear.

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March 9, 2004

Peter Andre

Yes, it’s as bad as you remember it. Go listen to Mysterious Girl.

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February 26, 2004

Throw Rocks At Boys

You know it’ll make you feel better.

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Man Shits Himself

after not getting a job. Handy that he wore the nappy in preperation.

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February 25, 2004

Janet’s Tits Out Tendencies

cause her to pull out of an acting gig. Well, she did come off more as a creepy old bird than a sexy young desirable thang - what did she expect?

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Bush Wants To Ban Bush On Bush Marriage

Dubya wants to ban gay marriages in the constitution. Why so insecure, Georgie?

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February 24, 2004

Reggie From Big Brother

Speculation grows that she’s left her hubby in Tassie. Meanwhile, has she moved in with this bloke? And why?

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February 23, 2004

Age Old Question Answered

Q: Should I put my cock in a padlock? A: No.

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“My Fiance Has A Fantasic Cock”

Well, that’s how I misread it, and I thought it explained quite well why this German gal is losing weight to marry her charming fatist man. But no, he’s a fantastic COOK. Damn.

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Attention NY Drivers

Do not - NOT - watch porn while driving.

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Arnie’s Selfless Support

Ah-nuld is backing a constitutional amendment that would allow foreign-born citizens to be President of the USA. No surprises there.

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February 20, 2004

Cows Enrolled

I bet George Bush’s cows are jealous of the bovine political movement in the UK.

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Piranha Shock!

The Thames is seemingly not fit for swimming. And this time it has nothing to do with its delicious murky brown colour.

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February 19, 2004

Paris Hilton’s “Co-Star”

Rick is about to release the “high quality” video on his brother’s porn site. Classy.

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Four blade razor

Schick Quattro? Why stop at four?

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February 18, 2004

Officials in Botswana

Recommend using trees when attempting to end your life. Alrighty then.

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February 16, 2004

Ugg boots

Apparently, people are tying to save them.

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February 12, 2004

Singing Carrots

Is there anything more romantic? I think not.

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Rathergood.com

Enjoy the latest rathergood.com creation - a charming song about biscuits.

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Work Time Waster Alert!

Practice your paper throwing. It’s better than working, and oddly addictive.

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Crazy Frogs

Jaques Chirac has authorised a wedding… between a gal and her dead boyfriend.

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How Australian

to blame your alcohol level on an excessive trifle binge.

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February 10, 2004

Being A Massive Porker

is all in the mind.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones

is jealous of Nicole Kidman. Of course - Nic IS Australian! Meanwhile Catherine is from a country where sheep-shagging is rife. We’d only be able to mock her more if she was a New Zealander.

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Baby Wiggle

The Wiggles are reproducing rapidly! And the coffee joint round the corner from my work is owned by his wifey….

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Listen to

Chris Martin from Coldplay dedicating their Grammy win to Johnny Cash and John Kerry. How rock and roll.

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Paris Hilton

is writing a book, according to The Smoking Gun. Don’t drink Diet Coke, fatboy!

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Kylie Wins A Grammy!

And even though I think the awards are an absolute joke, hurrah for Kylie!

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British Schoolkids

are so poor and horny, they’re forced to shag each other wearing Twisties wrappers. So terribly sad and worrying. And stupid.

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February 5, 2004

Poor Justin

Seems Janet Jackson’s boob shocked and appalled him too.

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Jack Nicholson’s Viagra

The dirty old bugger - bless. “”I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman”

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What Is It With Dogs?

Nowdays everyone wants to seduce them!

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February 4, 2004

Jordan Did Becks

Or so she claims. I highly doubt it.

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More Virtual Fun

Tamagotchi, the irritating virtual pet for children (and adults with no sex life), is set to make a return - with shagging capabilities!

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Bruce Beresford vs Toni Collette

Saucer of milk for table three, thanks.

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Most Disturbing New Reality Television Idea

The Cheeky Girls look set to get their own show. At least Alice Cooper might pop by.

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See Ben Stiller’s

year book photos. He looks rather small!

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February 3, 2004

Pick Up Your Balls

And start juggling, my friend. It makes you smarter, apparently.

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SuperBowl Boobies

CBS knew about Janet’s rack exposure beforehand, according to Matt Drudge.

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Lord Of The Rings

The King James Edition. Or perhaps you’d prefer the David Letterman version. Other authored versions featured here.

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MyDoom Author

is sorry. Fair enough then.

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Portuguese Porkers

being treated like animals

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Shannon Noll

hits number one, no doubt due to both David Hasselhoff and Dutch’s interview.

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So Bush Slept Through

Janet’s rack. Wouldn’t surprise me if he slept through his presidency as well.

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February 2, 2004

Boo!

Sharon Osbourne’s talk show is going as well. Guess that ruins any chances of it ever reaching Oz.

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That 70’s Show

is apparently on it’s way out. I wish I could say I was sad, but I never found it remotely amusing, and believe me, I tried.

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Spam Sucks

Well, duh, we all knew that. But this article expresses it quite nicely nonetheless.

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January 30, 2004

No Australian I know

uses any of these phrases. Fair suck of the sauce bottle!

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Alas

There will be no paedo tips exchanged at this years Grammy Awards….

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Freaky Swedes

I had no idea that animal sex was legal over there.

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Big Pond Music

What a waste of time. They’ve got buckleys and none of getting me to pay $1.89 for a song!

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Illegal Immigrant

caught working in detention centre for illegal immigrants. I love Australia.

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January 29, 2004

Nothing worse

than a bad pork, so they say.

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Trippy Mouse Fun

A mind-swirling good time…