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August 24, 2004

ausculture.com “Guess Who?” Shenanigans

Continuing with our new hobby of publishing salacious, libidinous and thoroughly defamatory murmurs - please, sit back, relax and enjoy working out who we’re talking about up ahead.

ausculture.com “Guess Who?” Shenanigan #2
This Aussie soap starlet seems like the perfect girl next door. Rosy cheeks, innocent smile - truly, she’s the picture of virtue. Or is she? While magazines like TV Hits, Smash Hits and Dolly Magazine tend to write articles about her which read like a publicists wet dream, for some reason they have resisted reporting on her past extracurricular activities.

Soap Starlet was a little like Hamlet before she was famous, except rather than pondering shaking off her mortal coil, she preferred the idea of shaking off her virginal coil. After a brief search for that special someone, she finally settled on her pick for the job. Did I say pick? I meant picks. That’s right, Soap Starlet arranged to have her first time with not one lucky guy, but several. Unbelievably, the entire thing was video taped and those in the know assure us that “She’s certainly enjoying herself.” Isn’t that delightful?

“But hang on a tick,” I hear you say, “if this video really existed, and if she really is the hornbag ‘those in the know’ claim she is, why on earth haven’t I seen this video on the Internet? Why aren’t the tabloids reporting on this?”

To put it simply - she decided to begin her search for the perfect cherry poppin’ daddies at rather an early age. Much earlier than the law recommends, in fact. Hence anyone who admits to having participated in, watched or owned the video may find themselves in a spot of bother should they decided to come forward and spill their guts to a tabloid.

Still, some suspect it can’t be long before Soap Starlet’s explorative younger years come back to haunt her. We wait with bated breath.

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August 2, 2004

Could We Have Inside Information?

Of course not. We are but mere plebians in the hierarchy of Internet gossip sites. Nonetheless, allow us to present you with two totally unrelated stories.

Gavin McDonough, brother of Neighbours star Blair, has been dumped as Rob “Millsy” Mills’ agent and is planning on suing the former Idol star for breach of contract.

In other news, the brother of someone who may possibly portray a law enforcer on Australian television has been dumped as an agent by not just one reality TV show star, but several - although not all are being sued by the disgruntled rep. The ex-manager was rumoured to have been ditched after clients discovered his method of representation merely involved faxing star’s resumes to various places and waiting for the work to roll in.

Unsurprisingly, this “sit back and wait” approach to promoting his roster was a schmozzle. The ex-manager also may have been taking a little too much cash from the new and naive stars, who apparently hit the roof once they discovered their manager was not legally entitled to the large slice of commission he’d convinced them he deserved.

My question is - why sign up with him in the first place? Fingers crossed the latest batch of reality show stars in Australia flick his business card straight into the bin should they ever be accosted by him.

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