September 23, 2005

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When Dance Offs Go Bad…

Once again, I am rendered near speechless after reading yet another piece of literary brilliance on Freeway 9…

Mikey Z, the young, charismatic leader of the Dynamics, threw his spangle-gloved fist in the air and coolly clicked his fingers four times, punctuating each click with a sensuous body roll. All eyes fell upon him, the crowd respectfully silent. Mikey kicked off with a slammin handglide before swiftly moving into a double backspin. Raucous cheers burst out from his teammates. Z-man was a hero to all of them. Nobody could do a two-legged applejack like Mikey. He caught his proud mama’s eye from the sidelines. He was just about to hurl himself into the cannonball, when a cry rang out from across the court.

Read the rest here.

Seriously. It is such a superb dramatisation of events, it would show up even the finest work of Australia’s Most Wanted.

Posted by Jess at September 23, 2005 08:23 PM
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On September 23, 2005 11:51 PM, Alyson Guard wrote:

Not just that! We had a dance off that has lead to our beloved Claire going off in a strop and we haven’t heard from her since!

I think someone should do a public info film on the perils of dance offs!

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