September 01, 2005

I think he looks like he’s about to pull a Brogden.

That is - feel a young lady’s arse. Not half-heartedly scrape at his wrists with a letter-opener.

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e’s perfuckly sober. s’just he isn’t wearin’ is usual inch n a ‘alf of makeup.

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I fancy he’s just knocked off a decent pile of coke with Sam Newman and been thoroughly rogered by same. The bleary-eyed look is that heady mixture of exhaustion and sexual satiation. The dishevellment is because he’s only hastily thrown his clothes back on just minutes before (in fact, there is most likely a damp stain spreading across the seat of his trousers at the very moment the photo was snapped). The off-kilter posture is because he’s still walking funny. And he’s about to turn to the owner of that fingernail-painted hand and apologise through bourbon-scented breath, “Sorry, love. I’ve had mine for the night.”

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On September 2, 2005 11:18 AM, Benn wrote:

It’s actually a blokes hand, if you have a look in Sydney Confidential

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On September 2, 2005 12:12 PM, Peter wrote:

even better

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Looks like 12 too many bongs.

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Who Wants To Be The Ugliest Man On Earth?

Ishka! That is seriously disgusting. I’ve seen customers at The Bar From Hell passed out in a pool of their own vomit IN THE MEN’S URINAL that look better [and classier] than that.

Honestly! I’m getting alcohol poisoning just from LOOKING at that photo.

Ten gazillion degrees of Yuck.

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I’m really impressed that he can bend his hand over his shoulder like that. FLEXALICIOUS!

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But Jess, what about the other half of the photo? Huh?

The people have a right to know:

http://storage.msn.com/x1pWouMLlEP1soBnIJ6Rcv7b9li667bftH-P3roprEJkrVmPGbRdD40O4g9-29DImXwCQaEqx26GOaBwNXjoXWTPeDBzwaXFU6Vzg4mG3eRV04ZQUaKHDbNxZhyJpDtZVhm

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Oh dont you worry, back in my days working for the man, I used to have to serve him many a beer. It got especially bad when the place would close down, and he would demand it stay open for as long as he and his friends were there. I was always the lucky sod who had to stay back.

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I can’t believe this has surfaced on Ausculture of all places.

That was taken the other weekend at the Prince of Wales. A few girlfriends of mine were there and he was cracking onto one of them all night.

The email I received on Monday morning tells is best:

I was told a by a friend last night about an extremely drunken Eddie McGuire loitering around the bar at Prince of Wales in St Kilda last Saturday night. By all reports, he was a complete and utter mess. But wait, it gets better. The Magpie President took a liking to a young female friend of ours and hassled her repeatedly during the night to come home with him.

How’s this for a couple of cracker pick-up lines: “I can’t wait to kiss you later on” and “Come with me… I have apartments all over Melbourne… we can just go back to one of them… no-one will ever know”.

After denying Eddie’s slobbering proposals all night, the group helped him downstairs where his driver had been waiting for some 4 hours (and was apparently most appreciative of their kind gesture).

GOLD!

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