July 25, 2005
Goodbye Rita! Goodbye Christie!
I wanted to write a killer recap about last night’s double eviction, I swear to God. I was going to mention how Rita is the most annoying person to ever walk the earth and how Gretel is under some sort of delusion that Christie was ace in the house rather than just trampy and dim. I was going to mention that Christie, like so many of the Big Brother evictees who have come before her since the show started in 2000, was remarkably more likable once she was onstage chatting to Gretel. I may have added that Vesna is adorable in a screechy way, and that Greg’n’Kate could well end up pashing should Big Brother supply the house with alcohol at some point this week. Hell, knowing me I probably would have brought up the fact TIM IS A GOD WHO IS SO HANDSOME AND SEXY! LEFTY TIM’S FRIENDS - DO YOU READ THIS BLOG? CAN YOU ARRANGE FOR ME TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND KTHX
But I can’t really get into any of that right now because I have to tell you something.
It looks as though this young gal may well be going to an eviction in two weeks. Can you believe it? CAN YOU? I certainly can’t.
It will be the boozy road trip to end all boozy road trips. For the first time EVER, ausculture.com will be reporting live from a tin-shed filled to the brim with dribbling stupid and deranged folk - the sort who turn up to live shows at Dreamworld wearing crap t-shirts and waving idiotic banners. Oh, who am I kidding - I will BE one of the dribbling stupid and deranged folk at a live show wearing a crap t-shirt and waving an idiotic banner. May God have mercy on my soul.
T-shirt and banner slogan suggestions welcome x
Posted by Special Guest at July 25, 2005 05:36 PM— Filed under
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Banner suggestion: “Gretel, I’m pregnant with your baby!”
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Banner
You should go as the Paddle Pop Lion and say you’re Christie. I still can’t get over that call! Sheer brilliance.
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OMFG - anyone hear? Hotdogs has just been arrested for `causing a public nuisance’ and pissing on a median strip in Cairns! LMAO!
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I heard on the radio he was arrested for rooting in public.
Woof woof, how long would you think someone named Hotdogs would survive in prison?
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Hotdogs and Christie
Hotdogs wasnt busted for peeing on a median strip. A girl was sucking him off in public outside a club - thats what he got busted for!
And for those wanting to know about christies T.E.R (read UAI), its all crap. I receive a list from the board of studies every year for the HSC to 10% (to do some reporting on) and there isnt a christie mills in any list from 2001 onwards.
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kate has got to go
okay i know it’s the wrong thread but i kinda liked kate but i am watching uplate but kate right now makes me wanna vomit oh boo hoo you dated a gay guy so now it’s okay to be homophobic get fricken over it it wasn’t rape what fricken ever… she’s a fricken idiot sorry she’s got to go tim was so right on his remarks to her… she’s being an idiot… and wallowing in her phobias like a buffalo in a swamp…
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girls who like boys who like boys who like girls
You betcha, like that Kate needs to find herself crushed beneath a mardi gras float carrying a herd of leather chapped nancy boys laughing and humping eachother wildly while her nasty thatcherite peabrain homophobic personality is snuffed out in a remorseless zen moment of sudden peace.
And cuntoath, my first boyfriend was gay, and learning to pash from a gay boy was like 293810238 times less traumatising than the drunken date-rape-esque experiences that were to follow with good solid footy lovin heterosexuals. What a weak and despicable excuse for just being a narrow-minded uptight dead cunt.
I was so pleased that Tim pointed out her ridiculous bullshit. Tim, standing for all that’s good and true in the world, Tim is my TV boyfriend. Well…Tim and Tony Jones from Lateline. Now THAT would be a pash I’d pay good cash money to see.
nora xoxoxoox
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For farque’s sake have a banner related to the show, like “Christie, spread your eyes” rather than one like all the others that are just for the cameras “wow i am cool i held up a banner saying “Hi sam” and 3 thousand people called Sam pointed and said “they know me” and at skool I said “did you see me I was the one with the banner for sam” and everyone said they didnt know me but I WAS ON TEEV FOR 1.2 SEX D00D lolz”
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what ever you do put on your banner, make sure the banner’s made of cloth, one that folds up and can be “hidden”. the security guards are arsewipes and probably despots in training over this issue, BBBA is full of childish stories about “how I got my banner confiscated”, oh and don’t even hint at anything derogatory towards Gretski, she is apparently a little touchy about all this stuff, pffft!
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christie should of stayed
i tink da christie should of stayed and NOT kate……Kate thinks that guy who kiss guys r gross…..well has she looked at herself lately….SHE IS F**KEN GROSS
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“Aaaaiiiieeeeeeee!!”
That, young lady is the banner for you.
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I love you Glenn (Crossed out) Hotdogs (Crossed out) Dean (Crossed out) David (Crossed out) Tim