June 09, 2005

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The Joy Of Penetrating Lyrics

My beloved Fop Will-Baker just emailed me a lyrical excerpt from a song on Anthony Callea’s new album.

How could something feel so good,

When it hurts so bad

You’re making it hard for me,

I know what i’m feeling but i don’t understand

Almost worth buying the album for… almost.

Meanwhile, Fop has gently probed his way into the phenomenon of Anthony Callea a little deeper (ahem), noting quite rightly -

Whoever is doing Anthony Callea’s PR not seeming too concerned that THE ENTIRE NATION considers him to be A Tiny Little Outer Suburban Gay and that he’s meant to be denying it, and having conspicuously female love interests in his videos (which we understand to be actually shot in dolls’ houses whenever interior settings are necessitated, given Anthony’s “unfortunate stature restrictions”).

Tom Cr...  no wait, wrong one

He is also completely correct in noting the Photoshopped quality of the wee Werribee fellows’ cranium on the cover of the single…

Posted by Jess at June 9, 2005 02:01 PM
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On June 9, 2005 05:16 PM, Sass wrote:

My first laugh outloud for today… thankyou

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On June 10, 2005 12:25 PM, scottie wrote:

His head…it’s so…BIG. And shiny. And CROOKED. OMG WTF, Anthony? Worst headjob (har!) ever!

Yet…I don’t know, he’s kind of cute, isn’t he. In that “I’m fragile!” kind of way. Or is that just me?

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