June 09, 2005
To Do List For Thursday
- Write Country Western Song For Russell Crowe
Not only are Rusty’s fisticuff adventures chock-a-block full of suitable songwriting fodder, but he’s even given me the perfect name for the tune! Expect “Jet Lag, Loneliness and Adrenalin” to rocket to the top of the Australian country charts, selling hundreds of copies, and knocking The Sunny Cowgirls right off their sheepskin throne.
- Stop Coughing Up Bits Of Blood
Because it’s really very unpleasant and makes me feel like scrawny little orphan in the late Victorian era named Timmy who only ever wanted to be loved, cruel world. Splutter.
UPDATE
Wow - I actually did both these little tasks. Good for me! That Anthony Robbins CD\Book set really IS changing my life!
Posted by Jess at June 9, 2005 12:12 PM— Filed under Common
Timmy have you got the consumption again? Here, have a mustard plaster and a draught of Dr Tweethorp’s patented elixir.
Stop coughing up bits of blood NOW (please).