June 08, 2005
A Brilliant Guest Post By Dirty Derek
And by “guest post” I mean “I read this on his freshly revived blog and begged him shamelessly to let me publish it because it was so ace” - the man is right on the proverbial money. As you can imagine, this is quite handy as I’ve been barely able to watch the show over the past two weeks. God bless you, Dirty, for being charitable enough to let me shove your glorious stuff on our Big Brother miniblog.
people who still mock watching big brother probably still wear stripey tights under their ripped jeans at the empress
Dickheads everywhere WAKE UP.
It IS entertaining watching people being psycologically tortured. (even if they volunteered)
It IS a good feeling to know you are better than the goofballs on tv.
It IS beneficial to introspect on how you would go in the house (thus realizing that the entire nation would be revulsed at your personal habits so you’d better change them or the young missus will shortly bugger off)
It IS important to be able to have something to talk about with just about anyone you come across.
It IS good for insecure young men to see small dicks on real people.
It IS good for insecure young women to show their boobs.
It IS better to have temporary national celebrities who don’t sing shithouse songs in insincere trained voices.
It IS good to get smashed and attend an eviction with msfits and gang, drink mikey goldman’s drinkcard ‘till it’s crisp, and whoop and holler at every given oppotunity.
You are behind the times, and are probably still drinking flat whites, unaware that the post latte flat white rebellion is over.
I pity the fools.
Posted by Jess at June 8, 2005 05:48 PM— Filed under
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I know it’s seriously uncool to say it, but it really just bores me shitless.
Added to which, I have imposed a reality TV ban on myself. I am now terrifically pompous. Join me up here on the moral highground. Join me! (“Oh, hello there, Liberal Senator Bill Heffernan. You’re a cunt. Bugger off.”)
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Actually, the psychological torture is entertaining because they volunteered. Thankyou, dirty derekus, for defending our honour.
And for those still trying to forgive themselves their secret shame: remember, there’s always someone even sadder than you. For instance, this guy.
Don’t get me totally wrong. I’m down with the incestuous HoYay! as much as the next. But, dude! It’s fiction! You can do better than Christie!
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I refuse to believe that story is for real. Please, please tell me that that ‘Tigs’ is the creation of some blogger’s imagination.
If he’s not, then that is the most disturbing thing I’ve read since I stumbled across X-Files ‘slash’ fiction when I was 14 - ‘Mulder and Skinner did what together?’
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hehe, i have to say that fanfic amused me greatly. not so much for its content; but the fact someone actually bothered to write it.
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I know. When I saw the link on a BB forum, my eyes fairly popped out of my head in disbelief.
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Is it OK to drink flat whites if you love Big Brother?
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Right Amanda, this is how it’s gonna be. Go to your selected coffee establishment. Ask for an empty flat white cup. Poke your finger through the hole in the handle. If it goes right through, then it’s OK to drink flat whites. Same goes for big brother. love, Dirty d
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Christie - I am liking her more and more. She and Rachel are the little girls of the house, but Christie has none of Rachel’s ridiculous bitchiness.
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Christie is awesome.
Rachael is not — she drives me batshit effing insane. ARRGH!HG!G!HG!HGGEHGSDHFV<BDVH!!!11
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Kate and Glen
Kate is boring and overly up herself inside but she seems like so much fun and she does definatly deserve better than glen…..hot dogs and vesna are just like an old fighting couple that dosent have sex….!
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A friend called during BB yesterday and I told her to call back at 7:30. She was really offended and also mocked me for watching the show. wipes tear
It destroys lives. That’s why it’s so good.