May 31, 2005
A Statement From Ausculture’s Solicitors
Folk, I’ve been advised to let a representative from our solictors make a statement to our readers. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Augustus Crunt, from our personal legal eagles Crunt, Libel & Associates.
Thank you, Jessica. Readers may have noticed that there is a post claiming Dean from out of the Big Brother program had penis surgery a year ago, resulting in a dangling member the size of a small child.Crunt, Libel & Associates would like to make clear that the team at ausculture.com do not really believe Dean has had genital enlargement surgery. And they refuse to comment on further claims that Dean is some sort of hermaphrodite, since he appears to be a cunt and a cock rolled into one.
Kind regards,
Augustus Crunt.
(BA/LLB IV)(Sydney)
So there you have it.
Posted by Jess at May 31, 2005 11:55 PM— Filed under
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On June 1, 2005 03:52 PM, Tuppence wrote:
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BAHAHAHA!!!! Picked it right away.
I wonder whatever happened to those two crazy lovebirds.
PS - Jess - see you this afternoon! I’m so nervous.
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Augustus Crunt. (BA/LLB IV)(Sydney)
Is Augustus a friend of Mr. Alex Lew (LLB IV)?
Yes, I believe he went to the Sydney equivalent of Mr Lew’s tertiary institution. He’s probably a Liberal too, but I find that makes him a vicious self-serving arsehole which works well for us in the courts.