May 25, 2005
The Brains Trust - Spud & Janie Unite!
God help us - Christie and Gianna have united.
The irony of those two heckling Michelle’s looks and her dependence on make-up is so great, it would inspire Alanis Morrisette to record a double-album.
As for high fiving each other in congratulations, as though something witty had been uttered? Hilariously cringe-inducing.
As you were.
URGENT UPDATE
You felt degraded? Dumb? Stop crying, you silly wench. I doubt it’s the first time.
And also, Tim’s sincerity and adorableness in accepting Christie’s apology whilst also apologising for chastising her harshly regarding the milk\bed prank, it’s - well, it’s truly inspirational. THIS IS BECAUSE LEFTIES ARE ABLE TO SAY SORRY WITHOUT CHOKING ON BILE AND KEELING OVER, MR HOWARD.
Posted by Jess at May 25, 2005 07:20 PM— Filed under
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The best bit was when he came out to confront her about the milk incident, using his slightly sexy, ‘I’m being calm and rational, here’ quiet voice. Something like:
Tim: ‘Whether or not you realise it, you’ve… you’ve been used as a pawn—’ Christie: baffled ‘PORN?’ TIM: ‘PAWN. You know, like, a servant.’ Christie: ‘Oh.’
Heh. In your dreams, girlie.
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I saw that bit - thought it was hilarious…. “PORN”?!
silly girl, hugely entertaining though
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stupid fucking latte lefties!
always saying sorry.
boo boo boo.
grrrrrrrr.
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Yeah! Woe betide our society if people start being considerate of each other.
Grrrrr…Buuuurp
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Anyone can squeeze out a sorry or two to avoid further confrontation, it would have been better if she washed his sheets properly. And maybe John Howard could redirect all aboriginal welfare to the research and development of a time machine, to actually give back this country in all its natural glory. I would’nt mind that actually, I’d like to see this place without ugly garbage coathangers being climbed by bemused tourists.