May 23, 2005

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Bahn, Bow BAHN Bow Baaaahw Naaaaw…

That was my attempt at expressing porno bass lines through text.

Uncut?

I like.

I like indeed.

They’ve outdone the last four years in one episode.

And Gretel needn’t play so coy for the cameras, we all know she took one look at Saxon’s swaying willy in the first Big Brother III’s Uncut episode and decided she wanted to giddy it right up her clacker.

Highlights of the show, anyone?

I quite enjoyed the nudity the penis collection the boobies the laughs and general jovial air in the house. Michelle farting in Nelson’s face was also brilliant.

Tim’s masturbation-through-pillow-grinding percentages were hilarious.

And can we PLEASE bring Constance back? I miss her and her filthy, Sanchez-wearing ways.

Posted by Jess at May 23, 2005 10:59 PM
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On May 24, 2005 02:10 AM at Larvatus Prodeo:
Po/Mo Shock - Relativism invades Big Brother House
Don't forget Lefty Tim is a graduate of that hotbed of Marxist postmodernist terrorism, The University of Sydney: Inside, Kate accuses Tim of lying. She points out he's got his fingers crossed. He tells them that he's kneading the dough and his fing...
On May 24, 2005 11:57 AM, Seppo wrote:
Kates Little Nip

I can’t believe how endearing Kate ended up being. The best parts of the show were her shocked expressions… and her cave-in to the peer pressure!!!

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On May 24, 2005 07:10 PM, snub22 wrote:
Constance

I can’t believe you like Constance!

Didn’t you hear what she said to Kate? “you’d still be the most boring lay I’ve ever had.” Doesn’t she realise the power of Kate? I just know there’s a dirty hussy in there, but with too much dignity to talk about her boyfriend giving her a dirty sanchez….

Go Kate. Good riddance Constance.

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On May 25, 2005 01:01 AM, Russell Allen wrote:

BB editors and producers are definitely sizing up Shearer for victory. 62% of clips (not the ones on my nipples with my feet firmly placed in cold water) were about Glenn. The other 38% was to show how shite Kate is. It’d be more interesting to watch Hotdogs read Tolstoy than watch her do, basically anything. Constance is probably (56%) right about Kate being an abysmal lay. That’s saying something considering work-for-dole Connor looked pretty shite himself.

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On May 26, 2005 02:41 PM, kes wrote:
BB - Kate

Poor Kate, there she sits with her elegant face amongst the rubble of her piefaced HMs. Everynight she morphs more and more and all i can see is Galadriel’s poor sister has been lost in an evil valley. Kate is an elf living amongst orcs/goblins and a couple of hobbits, someone rescue her.

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