May 23, 2005

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Constance’s Statement

So, she and the spunky Connor have broken up.

Ouch - especially when he’s the reason she left the house. Bad luck for dear old Constance, whom I actually might have ended up choosing as my busty favourite (should she have managed to separate herself from the racist joke-telling, bullying arsewipes).

That said - did it necessitate an announcement on national television?

I think not.

Posted by Jess at May 23, 2005 08:47 PM
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On May 24, 2005 01:10 AM, la nadine wrote:

constance’s statement was possibly the lamest piece of “catch up” television since that couple on perfect match who “got along really nicely but decided to just be friends”.

however, i bags being front row for the slag fight of the century: gianna v. angela.

when gianna gets booted out of the house for being such a vapid whore, she will surely hear what ange has been saying about her all over the airwaves and will no doubt challenge her to some sort of fight.

and, i’m not one to gossip BUT i hear gianna was the tri-state bitchslap champion of 2004 in the double d division.

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On May 24, 2005 01:19 AM, Jess wrote:

Careful now, Titty-Kaka - that’s Fits’ emptyheaded slapper you’re calling a vapid whore!

But let’s not pretend, she totally is. What makes it worse is that she doesn’t have to be - she doesn’t strike me as actually stupid but, as Michael pointed out, it’s just something she does to get attention from boys. Irksome at eighteen, a massive turn off in your twenties.

Great body though.

Angela is a cackling, single, bitter older sister at a sibling’s wedding ceremony after one too many shandies. No ability to bite her tongue and oddly, this appears to endear her to Gretel. It would have been quite funny to watch her work her high school magic in the house for a few more weeks, I must say.

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On May 25, 2005 01:08 AM, Russell Allen wrote:

Please can you refrain from using the most forced catchphrase of 2005 - “I’m not one to gossip but…”. Angela was runaway favourite for the boot first time out. Did she not do an ‘appearance audit’ when she first got into the house. Old battleaxe = early exit.

PS. agree on the Constance ‘news’. Is it a disclaimer for ‘Constance as Intruder’ scenario later in the series? Watch this space.

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On May 24, 2005 01:19 AM, paulyt wrote:

Was I right or was I right?

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