May 23, 2005
And What Will Constance’s Announcement Be?
During last night’s eviction, Gretel informed us that Constance would be joining her on the Monday night show to make an important announcement.
Naturally, we are left to wonder just what Constance will be telling us.
POSSIBLE ANNOUNCEMENT #1
“To everyone who said I looked like a shabby Kelly Clarkson with better tits? Go and get stuffed. Though thanks for saying nice stuff about my norgs. Can I *please have a car?”*
POSSIBLE ANNOUNCEMENT #2
“Guess what - I’m pregnant! And it has absolutely nothing to do with this show! But while I’m here, can I *please have a car?”*
POSSIBLE ANNOUNCEMENT #3
“I’d like to tell Australia to just BACK OFF when it comes to my mate Nelson - he’s not that bad, promise. Sure, he’s a bit of a racist wanker, but he’s not the only one making nigger jokes! Glenn’s been dropping them like Tim drops farts, and it hasn’t been shown on air - what the fuck? No fair! Also, my friend Nelson really wants a car, and umm, he said you could like, just give me the keys and I’ll, ummm, give them to him.”
Sigh.
Anyone know what she’s really planning on announcing?
Posted by Jess at May 23, 2005 01:18 AM— Filed under
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she’s probably gonna announce that she’s engaged
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I’m with Chris. Whatever it is, I bet it’ll be completely anti climactic.
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I’m with Tim. It’s got to be she’s getting married or they’ve broken up and she promises she’ll get the sexing on if they put her back in.
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Heh. I love you, Jess.
“Mock mock poke the fun mock poke the fun.”
pause
“So, can anyone tell me what’s actually going to happen?!?”
The mind is willing but the flesh is weak…
xox
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As long as they aren’t announcing her return into the house, I’ll be happy.
i think maybe she’s gooing to peel off her ugly trash queen mask and reveal that she’s actually nelson’s identical bogan racist twin.