May 23, 2005
Angela Has Been Given The Boot
Let’s have a moment of silence for the dearly departed Angela Bishop.
She had a husky laugh, a sour mouth, a penchant for petty high school bitching (whilst insisting she was so over the immature high school ways of others) and enjoyed tonguing the bumpkin from time to time. Farewell, Bishop - at least the Channel Ten entertainment news team will be glad to have you back. Perhaps.
I wasn’t convinced it would be her going tonight though - I suspected, but in these crazy times, you simply can’t rely on instinct. Still, I wasn’t nearly interested enough to begin voting for this eviction.
Fifteen minutes before the phone lines closed though, the great minds of the SMS crew concluded (after hearing the excited cheers from the Gold Coast crowd at the mention of Tim’s name and the word “evicted”) that despite the fact Dean is as dull as dishwater after it has been soaking dull cutlery in extra-strength dull detergent with a splash of arrogant (or, to put it more clearly, he’s a fuckwit), he was unlikely to get the votes from the valuable vacuous teen demographic cos he looks pretty in the nuddy.
In order to save Tim, we needed to sacrifice the Alpha Cow.
Angela seems insistent on blaming her eviction on either -
a) the fact she’s a vibrant personality
b) the fact Constance and Nelson and Dean weren’t there for nominations
c) the fact Glenn was “played like a fiddle” and took three points from Michelle’s nomination tally
d) the fact there is no God
The truth is, she lost all hope the second her name was announced as being up for eviction and she sneered at Glenn “Yeah, thanks…” Hissy fits upon hearing you’ve been nominated is not the way to win the public over, doll face! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, DOES NO ONE REMEMBER SHARNA?!
She almost redeemed herself though by making Gretel blush onstage. Whilst referring to the appeal of younger men, Angela made a comment along the lines of (and this is nowhere near a direct quote) “Well, at my age, your hormones are kicking in and younger guys can meet your needs” and then turned to Gretel, gave her a conspiratorial nod and chuckled “You know what I mean…” Cue Gretel looking completely taken aback and utterly flustered.
I was mildly surprised by how much Gretel seemed to like Angela, I must admit. They spent the entire time on the couch cackling away like old boozy friends at a 20 year high school reunion, and I can’t help but suspect the two of them will be hitting the drink tonight at a strip club - ciggy in one shrivelled paw, cheap cocktail in the other, and yelling out innapropriate comments to the dancers. Fits, on the other hand, is rather insistent Gretel and Angela will be sharing in a Saxon spit roast well into the wee hours of the morning.
So Lefty Tim - with his superior intelligent leftist brain powered by the God of all things good and moral and holy - lives to see another day. But will he end up nominated straight away again?
My picks for nominations are as follows…
- Gianna - her drunken Friday night neediness has irritated a few of the girls, frightened Logan David, and made a few people uncomfortable.
- Geneva - sadly, her serial killer eyes and severe mood swings are continuing to petrify the housemates.
- Dean - but this one is simply a wish list prediction from me.
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Angela made a comment about Tim not having as much ‘life experience’ as her. I can’t see how much of a difference there would be, unless Angela has a hidden past of running an orphanage in Rwanda or something.
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I find it amusing that self involved narcissists like Angela presume that because someone happens to be well educated they automatically have a deficiency of life experience. Does leaving school early to work in KFC or whatever she did garner a greater appreciation of the sociocultural nuances of our times ? Methinks not.
Plus, she behaved like a bitchy teenager and demonstrated a complete lack of self awareness and personal insight. At least it sounded like she managed to defend her ego against reality on the eviction show! I couldn’t even be bothered watching her blather on. Not looking forward to her on the nomination show at all.
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As they say on The Apprentice; “street smarts versus book smarts”!Gag.
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excuse b) is prob fair enough, ConSon were pretty rock solid first round noms otherwise.
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According to behindbigbrother.com all members of the USyd Student Union recieved this e-mail.
Hi Members,
Let’s all get together and save our Tim from eviction from the Big Brother house, for more info read on.
SAVE TIM Tim Brunero ex-USU Board Director and vibrant member of The University of Sydney community is currently one of the stars of Big Brother…But maybe not for long. Help keep our Tim alive on Big Brother! All you need to do is not vote for Tim but instead sms your vote to Big Brother on 19 10 10 and vote for Angela, Dean or Geneva.
Word on the street is Angela is the favourite to be evicted so voting for her won’t split the vote and will ensure Tim stays put. Not that we don’t like Angela, but we love Tim more.
Let’s hope they keep it up and save tim every time he’s up for eviction.
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The words “Pub Slut” came to mind as soon as i saw Angelas friend. And a picture of Angela at the local hotel stalking footy players seems so pretty
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FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, DOES NO ONE REMEMBER SHARNA?!
looks blank Who’s Sharna?
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Another explanation Angela gave for her eviction was that she had advised her mother to ring the number to vote FOR her. Yes, I’m certain that must have made all the diference.
Hahahaha I didn’t hear that one. Brilliant.