May 17, 2005
GLORIOUS! Goodbye, Wankstain!
What an amazing evening, and it only cost 55c per SMS!
Constance was the first to be kicked out of the house, and to be honest, I didn’t really mind either way. I had the utmost faith in the Gods, and I just knew Cuntface would get what was coming to him. Sure enough, Nelson got booted out next and I received a plethora of text messages all proclaiming that this was the BEST THING EVER.
But that wasn’t the highlight, oh no.
Nelson, sitting on stage with Gretel, kept rattling on and on and on about the “goodies”. He was only in it for the prizes, he had no plans on lasting long in the house, etc. Blah blah blah prizes. Gretel gently guided the conversation, saying something along the lines of “And would you be upset if you got no prizes?” in a warm voice, leading him to think she was building up to a pleasant announcement that he would end up with some nice prizes. He responded something along the lines of “I’d be shattered!”
“Well, you’d better lie down, because you will not be receiving any prizes.”
His face! Her face! My face! Text messages which simply read “*comes*” Housemates cheering!
Fucking gold, Gretel. You’re winning me over.
PS: Change your shirt.
Posted by Jess at May 17, 2005 09:31 PM— Filed under
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I usually don’t like the magic “c” word but all others lack the punch to adequately describe Nelson aka Cunty Cunt Cuntface.
No goodies, I was in heaven!
Now can we have two gay people from ethnic minorities placed in the house?
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In a rare moment of unity, I, my thirteen-year-old sister and two of my brothers (ten and sixteen) all cheered when Gretel said Fuckface wasn’t getting any prizes. YEAH BABY.
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WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER SHORT?
I found it nice.
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Of course I mean “shirt”. I was a bit overexcited. Sorry.
K THX C-YA BABE BYEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I broke my long standing tradition of being a passive observer in reality TV shows to SMS the name ‘Nelson’ to 19 10 10. I don’t often get the chance to inflict misfortune on real-life RWDBs, so couldn’t pass up the opportunity to contribute to Nelson’s eviction.
Gretel’s comment after Nelson was told he would get nothing gave her about a hundred points: “Life’s not fair, but we live and learn.” We can forgive the whole Saxon thing for that.
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If he had even been the slightest bit of a normal human, I reckon he would have got something, but no, he had to be a selfish prick right to the end.
Fucking moronic arse-face!
Gee you have to feel sorry for his girlfriend. She seemed quite pretty and normal, but that must be a trick, right?
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She cant be too bright to like a person like Nelson. Seriously. It looked like she thought he was funny.
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racial villification double standard
In the aftermath of the double eviction, Dean is still adamant that he’s done the right thing. Geneva is devastated that Constance and Nelson have been taken away from her again. Gianna tries to comfort her: “Yeah. They’re like those people who give things and then take them away: Indian givers.”
okay yay, nelson is gone, he was a prick, haha about the prizes… but a question… nelson got a strike for calling Big Brother a Jew. did gianna get a strike for calling him an Indian giver? this is surely just as offensive as what Nelson said. I think it’s only fair… your thoughts?