May 12, 2005
Theories Regarding Logan…
I’ve been having interesting discussions with a few sexy people regarding the ABSOLUTELY “MASSIVE” TO THE POINT OF NANCY DREW PROPORTIONS mystery behind the lack of Logan nudity.
Are the twins refusing to go pantsless whilst they shower due to some sort of obvious… difference “down there”? If so, what could it be?
Here are some suggestions made by various parties.
The “Undescended Testicle” Theory
Fairly self-explanatory, and totally possible! It would be a rather obvious difference between the two boys if they were nuddy, surely?
The “One Of The Twins Is Circumcised And The Other One Isn’t” Theory (I)
Courtesy of Sugar, in this situation, Ma and Pa Logan decided to use different looking willies as a way of differentiating their bubs. As Sugar so nicely put it - “wacky parents fucking with the twins. i love it!”
The “One Of The Twins Is Circumcised And The Other One Isn’t” Theory (II)
In this scenario, one of the Logan’s had a nasty accident with a zipper which led to an adult circumcision. This may lead to some issues, and if we’re lucky - some serious lashing out.
The “One Of The Twins Is Gay” Theory
Yes - one of them! Gay! Or so it’s being speculated over at Behind Big Brother, and - as pointed out by fellow BB watcher Scott via email - it has been absolutely confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt by BBBA commenter “Stany” who says “I know Greg very well for thae last 5 years, through football and socially. I also called Merrick and Rosso yesterday saying eh lieks to be in musicals and his idol is Peter Allen. He is very suspect. Notice how he doesn’t like girls. Turst me he is gay.” And if there’s one person we can “turst”, it’s bona fide straight shooting 100% kosher Stany.
Of course, for the Gay Twin scenario to influence showering to the point where the twins must cover up their danglies lest they give the game (or anything else) away, you must be a believer in the idea that no gay man can possibly stand to be around another cock without his nether regions standing to attention, and that’s a little too high school footy team shower room paranoia for us.
I hand it over to you guys - what’s the real reason the twins are refusing to shed clothing? Remember - “Logan” declared on his intro video that he wasn’t fazed about having sex in the house, so presumably it’s not just because he’s a prude. I refuse to believe there is a single prude in that slutty, marvellous house.
Posted by Jess at May 12, 2005 12:02 AM— Filed under
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You of course forgot the other possible explanation - PENIS JEWELERY!!
Perhaps one of the boys has a Prince Albert?
Of course… there could also be a tell-tale size difference…
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i also cleverly suggested that they are “cocked” in different directions. one is right handed and the other left… it makes sense doesn’t it.
or perhaps one got the ‘lion’s share’. it was David that is obviously is Goliath to Greg’s… ahh, David. because the obvious lack of testosterone has made him GAY, GAY, GAY. ahem. ‘scuse me.
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I think I have it, PUBES!
Perhaps one has taken care of buisness down south and the other hasn’t. Or they both have and have conflicting styles. Sometimes I impress myself.
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premature ejac - grey i mean, grey. one of the twins has grey pubes.
or saggy balls.
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Today whilst watching The BB live Steam we witnessed one of the Logans run into a pain of Glass and cut himself ,Then suprise suprise an ad came on to say you couldnt see footage of the house at the moment. Later on Logan returned with bandages and a new personality which was noticed by the house mates (The constant interruption of the live stream is pissing me off ) It will be interesting to see how the logans play this one off
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I totally thought that twin 1 said on the first swap that one of his concerns was that twin 2 would hit on a guy in the house