May 10, 2005

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More Degrading Fun

This really isn’t Big Brother related, but as Britney Spears would say - fuck it, y’all. While “researching” a textbook definition of an Angry Dragon for commenter epicurus, I found another stunning and completely evil sexual term.

Angry Pirate
The act of receiving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the receiver not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver’s eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a “peg leg” and a defunct eye.

Am I going to hell for laughing at that? Yes? Oh, just checking.

Posted by Jess at May 10, 2005 11:12 PM
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On May 11, 2005 02:26 AM at Larvatus Prodeo:
BBB05
We may have started something here - Blogging Big Brother - miss p. has now thrown down the gauntlet. Who will pick it up? Should anyone pick it up? To paraphrase Liam, should we use our technology for good or evil? And who's paying for all the grog? ...
On May 11, 2005 09:41 AM, fluffy wrote:

I can’t fathom a standing position where one could perform the act of oral love and be kicked in the shin.

Unless we’re taking angry pirate midgets…

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On May 11, 2005 09:44 AM, Jess wrote:

I adore how practical you are, Ms Fluffy Kittykins!

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On May 11, 2005 07:25 PM, epicurus wrote:

Ta Jess…I think. This is dangerous territory…he he

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