May 09, 2005

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AND HOW COULD I FORGET!

The greatest highlight of the night HAD to be the housemates discussing the concept of a Dirty Sanchez, and Constance piping up that she’d been given one by her ex-boyfriend!

She was quick to dismiss it as though it wasn’t a big deal, muttering that she’d done really bad stuff to him too… Really bad? Like, equal or worse than a Dirty Sanchez? What on EARTH goes on in that girl’s bedroom?

Anyway, much like me, the housemates were thrilled to discover someone who had actually suffered the indignity of having a moustache of poo smeared above their lip by a lover.

Next thing you know, they’re all talking about Angry Dragons and I’m quivering with immature delight. What can possibly happen next? Deep philosophical debate on the ramifications of giving someone a Donkey Punch?

Give it time, people. Give it time.

Posted by Jess at May 9, 2005 11:27 PM
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On May 10, 2005 01:57 PM, cnwb wrote:

I loved that all this was happening live.

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On May 10, 2005 06:01 PM, Flashman wrote:
Hurl.

Erk, that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve heard all day. Time to get some fiddle lessons, for when it all starts to burn.

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On May 10, 2005 09:35 PM, Zoe wrote:

Can we have an RSS feed on the Big Brother blog? Can we? Please?

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On May 10, 2005 10:08 PM, Jess wrote:

You’ll have to ask the magical (and mythical!) Patrick about that! He’s a genius, like Ivan Reitman. He’ll make one good. Yeah. Me typey words an stuff, him make fings worky techstyle.

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On May 11, 2005 12:13 AM, epicurus wrote:
Angry Dragons ?

Albeit loathe to display my naivety…I have to ask…what is an angry dragon ??

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On May 11, 2005 12:58 AM, Jess wrote:

Big Brother lured you back! x

Angry Dragon? I have trawled through the finest online resources looking for the perfect definition and as per usual, MSN Groups coughs up the goods…

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon.

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On May 11, 2005 07:32 PM, epicurus wrote:

Oh dear. Don’t think I’ll try that one at home…he he.

I’ve been popping in to ausculture fairly regularly Jess…couldn’t stay away!…but apart from BB I generally keep my trap shut.

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On May 11, 2005 02:13 AM, Andrew wrote:

You mention that Ivan Reitman is a genius. You’re absolutely right. “Me, and Danny DeVito, I never thought it would work, but Ivan Reitman…”.

Have you read the book, “A Man and His Moofies?”

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