April 30, 2005
LOGIES EXCLUSIVE - Scandal Or Simply Scuttlebutt?
Meet eighty-three year old Dolores Myers.
Dolores is president of the Senior Citizens Against John Wood Society, an organisation made up of roughly three hundred and seventy four doddering old codgers who claim they’ve never been able “to shake the feeling that young Tom Croydon is up to no bloody good”.
She and the other members have spent the past seven weeks holed up in an abandoned warehouse in Northcote, Victoria. Working through the day and night, the posse of incontinent-but-indefatigable hoary badgers spend their waking hours cutting out TV Week Logie Voting forms, carefully ticking the name ‘Rove McManus’ in the Gold Logie box, and sending off the completed documents to Logie headquarters.
It is dangerous work, and Dolores has the scars to prove it - last week, after countless paper cuts, Dolores was forced to begin wearing fluffy pink oven-mits to protect her wrinkled paws from further injury.
Gossip-mongers in the nursing home ‘scene’ whisper that the entire operation is being funded by Roving Enterprises, but so far the rumour remains unproven. It is estimated that last year the Senior Citizens Against John Wood Society managed to send off over 58,000 pro-Rove ballots.
They are expected to triple that number this year, a feat presumably due to the introduction of top quality Colombian cocaine in their lunch time rice pudding snacks.
Posted by Jess at April 30, 2005 03:46 AM— Filed under Common
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If I read one more derogatory comment about Mr Rove McManus then I am going to hunt you down like a dog, whitey.
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Why, i do beleive that is my grandmother :O