April 20, 2005

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Dear Marissa Cooper,

We’ve dealt with the fact you are a horrendously crap character most of the time. We’ve accepted we’re gonna want to slap you stupid whenever you appear on the screen.

We’ve tolerated seventeen weeks worth of ‘Hot Girl On Girl Action On The OC This Week!’ teaser adverts for your show on Channel Ten, and then sat through muchos teen angst which never actually led to anything kd lang would be proud of. Kudos on the vacant-looks-masquerading-as-hot-sapphic-desire, though.

But damn you, woman - tonight you finally pash Alex and you manage to make it the most uneventful, non-sexual kiss ever seen on screen since Papa Brady locked lips with Florence Henderson.

We respectfully demand you put in a better effort next week - we want to see OPEN MOUTH KISSES. If The OC was meant to have an absolutely asexual queer cast member, they’d have hired Doug Savant to reprise his Melrose Place role of Matt McCrotchless.

Yours sincerely,

ausculture.com

Posted by Jess at April 20, 2005 12:28 AM
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On April 20, 2005 01:34 AM, george wrote:

Ah, where would prime time be without sexless gaiety.

On the bright side, props to ten for pisstaking their own advertising with their promo for Not another teen movie and its Girl-on-Ghoul action. Seriously.

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On April 20, 2005 01:45 AM, McCartney wrote:

If only Steph did marry Ash, the conniving connection would be made. Connavo into Copper, conniving; just like Stephanie Cooper, oops I mean Marissa Cooper. Stella turns to dust and arises to Riss.

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On April 20, 2005 02:54 AM, heresy wrote:

Well.. get ready to be disappointed.. you never see any open mouth kisses.. not anyhting special anyway. you do get to see a marissa with her post-sex clothes on though. whoo!.. tough luck (ep 14)

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On April 20, 2005 02:56 AM, antzpantz wrote:

Ssshhh!! They’re not meant to know that! :P

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On April 20, 2005 11:40 AM, Marcus wrote:
The OC

Just wait for the episode when Seth and Summer get back together.

I almost cried.

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On April 20, 2005 04:15 PM, D wrote:

Bugger the uneventful lesso action. That Alex girl is dead set the HOTTEST thing that show has to offer. Day light second … The rest of them have northing. That’s just my opinion.

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