April 19, 2005

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Save Portia’s Tattoo!

Since running off with Ellen Degeneres, Portia De Rossi has had some time to contemplate a lot of things. In particular, Portia has been questioning the ‘FG’ tattoo she had inked onto her ring finger while in the throes of sapphic love with musician Francesca Gregorini.

Hey, it’s not that she think the tattoo was a bad idea in retrospect, oh no. Portia confided in US magazine Details that “I’m not saying it’s anything I regret doing, because I don’t,”

Phew.

It seems the problem with the tattoo lies in the fact that since she’s no longer in a relationship with someone called Francesca Gregorini, the tattoo “just doesn’t make any sense now”.

I see.

Clearly we need to help her think of a new meaning for the initials FG - that way we can save her the painful and expensive process of laser removal. Or something.

IF Portia decides against turning the F into an E and squeezing a slim D in before the G, we must indeed create a list of suggested replacement meanings. Anything for Our Portia, I reckon.

FG… what could it now stand for, folks?

Posted by Jess at April 19, 2005 01:22 AM
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On April 19, 2005 10:28 AM, Alyson Tamara Guard wrote:
Well...

…I consulted my lesbian friends, and they said she should change the F to an E and if its EG it’s can “Ellen’s Gladly” or summat…

Or it could be Freely Gay! See, endless choice!

Alyson

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On April 19, 2005 11:25 AM, la nadine wrote:

Fingerbang Goddess.

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On April 19, 2005 05:13 PM, pandymonium wrote:

OMG. I was going to try to come up with suggestions of my own but this is just. too. good!

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On April 19, 2005 02:19 PM, Taz wrote:

Fucking Great? Fadge Gulper? Fellatio Gambit? Female Groper?

:Crudity quota filled:

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On April 19, 2005 02:26 PM, Tripitaka wrote:

Fruitcake Gayfake?

Sorry, that was Anne Heche.

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On April 19, 2005 04:31 PM, Tim wrote:

flap groper

fille gripper

face grinder

female grappler

etc.

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On April 19, 2005 08:16 PM, Martin Pike wrote:

“I have a blank spot when working down through the alphabet?”

Alternatively she should ink stuff on the other fingers to make it make more sense. For example: “abcde…hij etc”

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