March 30, 2005
SHOCKING NEWS
Jennifer Lopez is launching her own clothing range featuring real fur - despite receiving a talking to from Austereo star Jackie O a few weeks ago!
Now, c’mon Jen - ignoring PETA’s uneducated pleas is one thing, but paying no heed to words of enlightenment from the greatest radio DJ in living memory?
Not on, Jenny, not on at all.
Jackie’s gonna be REAL disappointed in you, and you know what’s going to happen next? That’s right - a journalistic pummelling, the likes of which has not been seen since Jackie’s infamous and vicious “Peter Andre was STUCK UP!” diatribe.
Posted by Jess at March 30, 2005 08:15 PM— Filed under Common
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I’m inclined to think that perhaps J-Lo did it specifically to piss Jackie O off. I know I would.
PETA needs to take out Jackie O. Cut to the source I say.
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I bet J Lo had totally given up the fur, and then a chum must have rung her and said
“Yo, Jenny From The Block, remember that Jackie O chick in Australia the record company made you talk to for two minutes on the phone? You know, really dull and dim, kept sounding confused and kept mumbling the words ‘frenzal rhomb are big fat meanies’ during quiet moments? Well, she’s bragging in the paper about having enlightened you about fur.”
And Jen was all
“What-EVER. No way I’m going to let people think whatsherface influences me at all. Call the factory and tell them to start cutting up the foxes and rabbits again, Jennifer’s regained her taste for fur!”
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Hag
This stupid hag sings like shit and can’t act (see Jersey Girl, among others), but why should she be allowed to vent her anger by beating small animals to make a pair of ugly undies? Couldn’t she have taken it out on something else… perhaps Ben Affleck…
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Lo-J should line this new clothing range with her own fur - like a few stray pubes. Can’t believe I typed that. sorry.