March 18, 2005

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Prison Bitch Name Generator

A thoroughly handy and scientific tool which helps you discover just what Bubba\Wentworth’s Top Dog would be moaning in your ear if you were a jailbird and they were bending you over in the shower block. As used in Prisoner: Cell Block H!

Mine is either Sweet Cheeks, Fancy Pants or Cock Gobbler, depending on whether I use full real name, my shortened real name or Jess Ausculture. It’s like they know me! What did you get?

Via Holy Moly

Posted by Jess at March 18, 2005 10:38 PM
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On March 19, 2005 12:49 AM, antzpantz wrote:

You porn fiend! :P

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On March 19, 2005 02:10 AM, Nelson Aspen wrote:
JailBird Moniker

“The Fist!?” OUCH! I much preferred being a “Fish!”

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On March 19, 2005 02:15 AM, Jess wrote:

Nelson, I am quite literally guffawing loudly after reading that, and its far too late at night over here for me to make such noise - poor housemates!

From now on, you are Nelson “The Fist” Aspen. That is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. You watch, it’ll catch on. I’ll even change the fish’s name by fish deed poll!

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On March 19, 2005 09:00 AM, george wrote:
Fudge Boy.

I’ll be in my trailer.

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On March 19, 2005 09:47 AM, carly wrote:

Keller’s Fuck Boy, Shit Eater, The Necrophiliac…

yep

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On March 19, 2005 03:34 PM, Amanda wrote:

Twinkle Toes

Twinkle toes?? Uh, I am so going to get shanked in the library tonight.

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On March 19, 2005 07:30 PM, Tim wrote:

If I’m Tim it’s Snaggletooth. If I’m Timothy, it’s the rather less poetic Cock Sucker. It’s like I’m back in juvie…

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On March 19, 2005 09:41 PM, Naomi wrote:

I’m Jockstrap Jockey. Whaaaaaa?!

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On March 20, 2005 12:10 AM, Aaron Hewett wrote:
Mine is "ass muncher"

Not all that exciting, really.

I put in a friend’s name and it came back with “gay boy”. Good thing he is a gay boy.

I also put in “John Howard” and it came back with “Cum Queen”. “George Bush” meanwhile came back with “fudge boy”. It’s not hard to tell who the top is in that relationship!

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On March 20, 2005 02:08 PM, mscynic wrote:

Real name: The Perv

Ms Cynic: Wishbone

Its truly like they know me.

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On March 20, 2005 05:18 PM, wilko wrote:

sweet lips

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On March 20, 2005 09:52 PM, Buck Fudd wrote:

Buck Fudd: Dildo Head

Real Name: Ass Executioner

One more reason to regret giving myself that stupid name.

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On March 20, 2005 09:56 PM, Buck Fudd wrote:

Amanda Vanstone: Knob Goblin.

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On March 21, 2005 12:34 PM, jellyfish wrote:

Squealing piglet. It’s so appropriate, somehow.

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On March 22, 2005 05:25 PM, mikey wrote:

Tony Abbott’s prison name is Boy Bitch.

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On March 23, 2005 01:48 PM, pandymonium wrote:
Cell Block H Moniker

Cum Bucket

Queer Johnny

I so wish this were true!

Love from

The Lurky One

PS: on a complete non-sequiteur - what happened to the grogblog?

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On March 23, 2005 09:18 PM, Jess wrote:

Hello, lurkey!

Grogblogging as you know was postponed, however there are rumblings of an early May shindig. Still fleshing out plans but expect an announcement in the next few weeks!

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On March 25, 2005 05:32 PM, pandymonium wrote:
May Grogblog be with you

lurking forward to it (hee). How lame can one person be … you may well find out!

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