March 11, 2005
Handy Court Appearance Hint #4356
When entering a courtroom to support the father of your child, it is best not to pose for photos where you look irate and you’re poking your tongue out at the press while giving them “crazy eyes”. Especially when your boyfriend is charged with manslaughter after killing his two best friends in an car crash after a high-speed police chase in a stolen vehicle - which then kicked off four days of rioting which gained national attention. Thank you.
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eek! and look at her tongue… she’s obviously not eating well. the tongue and the junkie, lollipop look.
i want to take her over a nice thick miestrone soup and a chocolate cake. maybe if all those rioters had a good meal they wouldn’t be so edgy.
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Is that a tongue? I thought it was bubble gum.
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you forgot to mention that kelly was involved in a group bashing of a witness to the fatal car crash. the bashed man has apparently lost the sight in one eye as a result.
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It looks like a tongue, but clearly it’s an internal organ taking the opportunity to make an escape.
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A face like the north end of a south bound dog does not help either, nor does a public display of sad, floppy little knockers.
All in all, a case of ‘hello, look at the human garbage’
MarkL Canberra
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court tips #4356
on the bright side that gap between the two front teeth could challenge Anne Frank’s attic as a hiding place