March 11, 2005
Oh Angie - You Came And You Gave Without Taking…
But ever since you’ve been gay, oh Angie.
No, I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean either but that’s because I am all a-flush after reading the latest story regarding everyone’s (or should I say every woman’s) favourite pin-up gal, Ms Angelina Jolie.
According to news.com.au, Angelina has been talking recently about her sexual prowess - especially where ladies are concerned. Says Ange -
“I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things a certain way”
Tell me more, Angelina. Perhaps over dinner? Late night coffee?
Ahem.
Posted by Jess at March 11, 2005 10:14 AM— Filed under Common
mmmm
Mmmm. Yes. Please. Is this the queue???
Damn straight it’s the line - so to speak!
Me first, you second… who next?
ACTUALLY here’s a good topic for conversation - who is the next Angelina Jolie ie: attractive woman that all women inexplicably want to make the lesbiotic equation with.
The next Angelina is the character she voiced in Shark Tale. Seriously, even that animated fish was ludicrously sexy. I saw the film with children on the weekend and I was like, ‘Lets watch that bit with the bad girl fish again, kids!’
Have I said too much?
Other than that - maybe Natalie Portman?
Said too much? No, no, not at all (backs away slowly)
Actually, Jelly - there’s probably an entire online community dedicated to finding cartoon characters hot. It’s something like being a Furry but a little different… anthro-somethingorother? I read too much Dan Savage.
The thing that kills me is that a few years ago, I DISCOVERED the next Angie! Yes! I remember thinking “This woman, she has it all - she’s beautiful and smart and funny, girls are gonna go wild!”
And I’ve completely forgotten who she is. I have literally spent the last few years trying to work out who exactly I briefly lusted after but the name and face escapes me. Goes to show how special she was!
Of course, there can be minor levels of Jolieism. Skye Mangel’s aesthetic qualities were the topic of a dinner discussion last week, and there were rumbles in other circles regarding Sigrid Thornton’s daughter in Sea Change.