March 07, 2005
Angela Bishop - A Biography
Judging from his biography, you’d assume that Kyle Sandilands is by far the ugliest contestant in Celebrity Fishbowl Of Death. Unbelievably, this isn’t the case - Angela Bishop has somehow managed to outshine Fish Kyle in the unattractive stakes.
While a slightly rounded fish, it’s not body shape that defines her grossness - it is her massive bulbous eyes. They are freakishly huge - as though someone jammed a bicycle pump into her head and blew her eye sockets out to frightening proportions.
Her condition has also led to her suffering a nasty case of crossed eyes, which really aids in making her look mildly retarded. Have you ever witnessed a mildly retarded fish floating unsteadily towards food in a confused attempt to binge eat for comfort? It is glorious.
Posted by Jess at March 7, 2005 11:14 PM— Filed under