March 01, 2005
My Blog-Mojo! I’ve Lost It! Again!
I just suck at blogging lately. Suck terribly. I use my teeth, and not in the good way. So until this Stella gets her groove back, my beloved spunkbuckets, please check out the following to amuse yourselves. And pray for me.
Go to Television Without Pity and read some recaps. You don’t need to like or watch the shows they’re talking about, the recaps are enjoyable regardless. Personally, I enjoy nothing more than printing out the recap to the last episode screened of 7th Heaven and laughing out loud at the saccharine adventures of the Camden family over coffee and a cigarette.
Listen to more of the leaked Fiona Apple songs, as recommended by commenter pinch of hope and Daniel Boud - they’re available here. Not In Love is my favourite, by the way.
Enjoy this wrap up from Salon.com. According to them, 2004 was a year of Bad Sex in the world of entertainment, from literature to the Superbowl. A special highlight must be the wonderfully meow summary of the year’s blockbuster movies (Superman II - “Wah! I’m a superhero and it’s too much responsibility! I’m broke! I don’t have a normal life! Kirsten Dunst is in love with me and I’m so wrapped up in my self-loathing to figure out what to do about it!”)
What happened to New Kids On The Block? The answer lies here. C’mon, don’t try and make out like you didn’t want to know.
Seriously, how bored are you? Bored enough to venture back to the world of 7th Heaven? If so - rate Lucy Camden’s hairstyles!
Alternatively, you can piss about with Paris Hilton’s cellphone. Lindsay Lohan’s voice on her message is frightening, but probably a fair interpretation.
Research often helps wile the hours away. I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but this chick from Tassie - I think her name was Mary, but I could be wrong - married a bloke called Frank - no wait, it was Fred! - but for some reason, the couple just don’t get any media coverage. Sigh. Joking is fun, no? But learning more about Denmark is even more fun. So find out about Freddy’s family by clicking here.
Oh, and did you see Mary and Fred on Enough Rope last night? Prince Frederick was hilarious - Housemate Ol and I giggled the entire way through the interview. Generally, he smiled and had a pleasant facial expression frozen on while looking off to the side. We’re convinced he was doing 3D Magic Eye puzzles during the interview. If you’re still bored after learning about his family, why not try imitating him to family and colleagues! Remember, every question in life can be answered using the phrase “somevhere bedween tha Twopic off Carp-ri-cohn und tha Twopic off Carn-sah” in some way. FYI - Prince Frederick impersonations generally consist of toning down your Ah-nuld impersonation a few notches.
So hopefully that lot will keep your hands full until I get my Blogability back. Fingers crossed Patrick graces us with his presence and regales us with wit and sexiness.
Later - Oh - and there’s a new cause in town, kids! Fop and The Love Pavilion have decided to get behind Nikki Webster, and ausculture.com is right behind them getting behind Nikki. In fact, I believe someone is a little overdue with a song for Ms Webster. I’ll continue working on it.
In the meantime, jump aboard the latest hip (or soon to be hip, which makes it cutting edge hip - even better!) bandwagon and support Nikki Webster against the evil Holly Brisket Brisley in Channel Seven’s hit show Celebrity Dance Of Death. I mean, really - $23.20 for fan club membership? The gall!
Even Later - Good God, Freeway 9 continues the magic with this corker Oscars post. An example?
You are a tool. It was a national embarrassment to watch the A-listers running away from you. You make Catriona Rowntree look like Parkinson by comparison. But at least you’re the only person on the red carpet who can truly be said to have ‘worn’ Collette Dinnigan.
Oi, my sides! Read it now. Go on.
Posted by Jess at March 1, 2005 03:06 PM— Filed under Common
Nikki Webster did a shoot for FHM. Does that seem completely wrong to you?
‘Scuse me…I just threw up in my mouth a little.
They are pictures. She is not in the nude, she has clothing on. And what is wrong if she was to do a nunde shoot, aren’t you all forgetting that we were born nude? Gee, we all must be perverted if we have anything to do with nudity. You all shower with your jocks on?
I think the issue at hand is that men will be wanking over photos of a girl who looks about 12.