February 02, 2005
Feng Shui Fun!
ausculture.com are big believers in Feng Shui. We’ve followed Selena Summers’ advice on where to place doors and frog ornaments ever since she began giving Feng Shui advice in Woman’s Day back in 1992, and look at us! We can count Nelson Aspen as our virtual friend! I hugged Collette as a child! We are the very essence of Feng Shui success!
Therefore, we take the following predictions (made by Hong Kong feng shui masters no less!) completely seriously and with no grains of salt whatsoever.
- Kim Jong Il will fall for notorious sex bunny Condoleezza Rice!
- He’ll launch a successful tourism venture for North Korea - “Come, see how our weapons of mass destruction are made! Buy a souvenir t-shirt that says ‘I played with nukes in North Korea and all I got was this lousy radiation poisoning!’”
- Then he’ll kidnap Chow Yun Fat and turn him into Asia’s very own James Bond!
Brilliant.
*Although they’re taking the piss, according to this article. Shame, though - it’d make the news worth watching over the next year if it were all true.
Posted by Jess at February 2, 2005 03:05 PM— Filed under Common
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Heh, well, Feng Shui does translate as ‘wind water’. What better way to control the flow of such energies than with lucky undies… http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12125021-13762,00.html
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feng shui is evil… I spent 6 months living with a girl who was right into it, which resulted in the couches both facing AWAY from the TV.
Haha I remember her - and did you see her in an article the other week? I pissed myself laughing…
No, I didn’t damn it!! Until now I’ve tried to forget she exists… ever since she refused to give me that job!!