January 17, 2005
Get This Up Ya, Fitsface xx
Amy Grant?! What on EARTH was I THINKING? How the HELL would taking the piss out of a Christian singer’s ode to her actual baby get me in the virtual pants of Ms Fits, I ask you? The answer is, obviously, it wouldn’t.
Hence I have resorted to songwriting duties. Here’s a short little ditty that better float some boats or I will be forced to do something drastic. It might involve hommus. Please, let’s not let it get to that.
The song is available here - right click and save. The lyrics mean nothing in particular but were inspired after checking out Grogblogging ‘05 pictures.
Ms Fits
I saw a photo of your tits
I hope that you don’t mind me saying this
But for you…
I would go lesbian
And we
Could hang around in North Fitzroy
Maybe incorporate your boy
Sherriff
I think maybe
A friendly threesome would be nice
But oh no, I’m from Sydney
And I have a rather nice boy who lives with me
But I think that he would understand
If I was…
Was your pseudo lesbian girl!
— Filed under Common
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Whee!
That was Fucking Awesome. With a capital F and a capital A (in case you didn’t notice).
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Oh Robert, you totally rock my world with your niceness! For you, I may just record a private hideous version of Accidently Kelly Street, earnest and offputting as it might be…
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Ode to Ms Fits
Jessie, I understand. Melbourne will be all the better for you moving there
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Well, at least you’re accepting of my needs - finally! xxx mwah
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Yes, but...
Yes, but when will you be choosing right wing bloggers to serenade?
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You realise this means I now have to sleep with you?
Most. Put-outtable. Song. Ever.
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WOOWOO!
Boy, am I relieved I went for the threesome\lesbian sex angle, rather than my original song “Perhaps We Could Be Platonic Straight Chums And Chat Over Soy Lattes Of Hate”. It had a nice melody, but just didn’t reek of enough desperate sapphic longing.
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Well…here we are…just the three of us. Glass of wine anyone? Let me just…dim the lights…
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Red, please.
Though given the frequency in which you two indulge in swinging spa parties, I can’t help but question how special I am. I know I’m “special” at times, but am I special?
(looks doe-eyed and innocent)
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immeasurable musical talents
ms fits,
would not the apt repsonse here be a heart-felt cover of “jessie’s girl” with extended drum solo? “drum. solo.”
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It seems smut is making a comeback! I missed “are you being served?”
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My question is - when was smut out of style!?
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Pseudo Lesbian Girl
What a wonderful song. You’re a mad little talent! I think to truly appreciate it, I’ll need to see the picture that inspired the lyrics.
What’s pseudo about being lesbian? It’s very fashionable here in L.A. for women to try the same sex sampler platter. Straight guys are wearing a lot of pink shirts, but it’s still not mainstream cool to brag to your straight guy friends about new experiences.
That’s quality songwriting if ever I saw it. And the production is pretty good too. Best of luck with yr sexual confusion ;)
Ha, now I KNOW you’re being sarcastic since the production is horrrrrrrid! But I must object to being called sexually confused - I’m not confused, I want to woo The Fits with my songs and boobies. I can’t be clearer, surely?
SLEEP WITH ME NOW XXXXXXXXX