January 13, 2005
Musical Challenge Me - SOOOOOO 2004
Which leaves us with an dilemma - what excuse can we find to put online terrible whiney alt-rock covers of odd songs? Luckily, ausculture.com are remarkably adept at finding excuses to be self-indulgent.
Web Woo-ing Warblefest 2005!
“What the hell is that, you voluptuous fool?!” I hear you ask. Good question. Basically, on a sporadic basis, we will pick a blogger at random and record a suitable ode to them. Then they will love and worship ausculture.com, blog about how wonderful we are, and next thing you know - the entire Ozblogosphere will convert to Leftism and the Coalition will lose the next Federal election! RESULT!
How will we pick our web wooing targets? Suggestions from you, naturally. Male, female, gay, straight, conservative or filthy spliff-rolling hippy - whatever. By the time they hear our plaintive howls, they’ll all crumble and want to sex us senseless.
Oh, you’re right. This’ll be about as successful as Spending Time With TV Mums! or If X Sexed Y! or any of the other lame things we’ve tried to kick off! Still, let’s pretend it’ll last more than a week, eh?
So who should the first victim target of affection be?
— Filed under Common
Who indeed...
I recommend me.
BERMP. Wrong answer. That would be too hard. I mean, it’s so hard to find a rhyme for “haunting green eyes.”
I suggest http://figgsfaggs.blogspot.com
rhymes
flirt and hypnotise? contact lens sales rise? blindfolds, gags and ties? small marsupial spies?
rhyming
“Blindfolds, gags and ties?”
You seem very perceptive, Miss B.
How do you think she made so many friends at Grogblogging? By trying to remove their knickers with her teeth?
(awkward silence)