January 12, 2005

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Arsehole Of The Day!

Oh, it’s a tough choice, lemme tell you. Let’s meet our contestants, shall we?

Ladies and gents, first up is Guy Womack, a lawyer for one of the US soliders currently in court over the deplorable Abu Grahib prisoner abuse. Guy has compared the piling of naked prisoners with high school cheerleading shenanigans! The pictures on Road To Surfdom say it all.

Our second contender is the mystery man who, after being reprimanded by a bloke walking with his wife and baby for speeding, turned the car around and rammed it into the pram, knocking the little bub for six? Thankfully, the baby survived but still - to take a leaf out of La Nadine’s book… CUNT!

Yes, you’re right - Arsehole of the Day is definitely the last bloke. Though Guy should give himself a swift boot in the arse for being so offensive anyway.

PS: Oh no, has Knifey run away from the web? Is Elmo threatening to? Boo! And stay!

Posted by Jess at January 12, 2005 12:53 PM
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On January 13, 2005 12:26 PM at Floating Signifier:
never fear, elmo's here + Vertigo is not "pants"
geez chickens, talk about taking this blog seriously! i was kidding about leaving the interenerd, i just meant, that at the exact moment i finished the post, i had to get going. just to the beach, not forever! sheesh, you...
On January 12, 2005 02:28 PM, BHR wrote:
Unbelievable

I heard about the strip-mall shonk’s comments earlier today. What I want to know is how to US judges (or their equivalent in cout martials) allow this sort of crap to go on in their courts?

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On January 13, 2005 09:23 AM, LaLa wrote:
Scumbags

How can that laywer seriously get up in court and argue that piling naked prisoners is like a cheerleading pyramid! And that putting a prisoner on a leash is similar to a parent controlling their toddler at a supermarket!! I believe there are three possible explanations:

  1. He has ZERO job insecurity and doesn’t give a shit about what comes out of his mouth
  2. He is trying to lose the case (and give us a few good laughs in the meantime)
  3. He needs his head examined

Oh, and the pram-rammer… scumbag that should be rammed in his genitals with a solid metal pram

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