July 13, 2004

Andrew G - A Biography

Andrew Gundarsonnobley Guungun Gunnerson is in his late twenties, and lives with his girlfriend Hilda - a Swedish milk maid\porn star in her nifty fifties - in Sydney, Australia.

One of the best things about Andrew is that he used to be fat. This is good because he is not chubby any more (not that the more voluptuous in our society can’t be absolute sexpots!), emerging from his blubbery cocoon after high school and revealing himself to be quite a stud muffin - thus teaching the girls who used to reject him a valuable lesson about books, covers and judging.

Andrew G is a keen musician who plays tuba, double bass, triangle and harpsichord magnificently. In fact, he played all four while juggling three Burmese kittens and munching on a vegan hot dog during Idol’s after party, thus proving himself to be the most talented of the Idol bunch.

When not hiding from Cosima, Andrew enjoys playing Twister with friends, and the long lost art of potato carving. He is also very superstitious, and never crosses the Sydney Harbour Bridge on his scooter without stopping to take a piss off the side.

Interestingly, Andrew has his own blog, which you can read here. You can also hire him by the hour to vacuum your house while wearing nothing but whipped pumpkin batter on his genitals by clicking here.

Posted by Jess at July 13, 2004 06:41 PM
— Filed under Part of the ausculture.com Idol 2004 Blogfest.

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