January 27, 2005
Bec Cartwright’s Cleft Chin
Last night, Little Lleyton made some serious sporting history when he won a match which ensured his place in his first Australian Open semi-final. Why, after so many years of mediocre Australian Open performances, does Lleyton finally seem able to grab success by the dangly bits?
His secret weapon is obvious - it’s Bec Cartwright’s Cleft Chin.
Someone - somewhere - knew that the future of tennis would rely on this glorious facial area all the way back in September of last year, when they tried to discover more information on its mystical power by Googling the phrase. The search led them to ausculture.com and we’re ashamed to admit we took the piss out of them. More fool us.
To make amends, we have decided to do something we should have done months ago - create a mini online fan page for Bec Cartwright’s Cleft Chin.
Posted by Jess at January 27, 2005 01:23 PM— Filed under Common
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I thought she was a mysterious Florida supermodel. .. or is that the Poo?
Comparing her with Kim Clusters was a bit sad, given that KC’s visage is not skinistically perfect. Bumpy in fact.
Do you think we could inspire Lleyton by waving a flag silkscreened with Kirk Douglas’s gob?
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That’s The Poo, dear!
I wasn’t comparing her whole HEAD with Kim’s - and I admit it was not the best photo of Kim but I had to pick it because her very own Belgian cleft chin was too prominent in other photos.
Lleyton would LOVE a great big Douglas chin, I reckon. Are they allowed to paint the court?
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Lleyton has the Scud to thank for Bec, apparently.
http://www.dailyripper.com/archives/2005/01/20/im-no-dud-swears-tetchy-scud/
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Why do you make such a fuss for a chin? I even think it is rather “Douglas-like”, not nice in a girl AT ALL! Aurelie (Paris)
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It’s bumchin, and the phrase is copyright me, 1995! See Pete Murray and Missy Higgins for more examples.
No, it’s Cleft Chin according to the Google searcher, which is copyright free, I believe!