May 27, 2004

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John Howard, Still A Wanker

ArseJohn Howard is just too easy to make fun of. That head, that stature, that voice, that tongue up George W’s arse - the material just overflows for those of us out there who enjoy a bit of Johnny baiting. It’s no news to any of us that the guy is a knob - but this morning, he’s managed to surpass even my wildest expectations of his fuckwitness. He’s steadfast on continuing to ban gay marriages - oh, how VERY original John. Thankfully, you silly queers and dykes can still get your hell-bound partner’s superannuation benefits to no doubt spend on drugs and dildos and other filthy stereotypical things.

GAY marriages are to be refused recognition and same-sex couples will be prevented from adopting children under plans announced by the Prime Minister today. John Howard said the Marriage Act would be amended to exclude gay couples and ban same-sex couples from adopting children. “We are also going to amend the legislation to ensure that same sex couples … will not be eligible as prospective adoptive parents under any multilateral or bilateral agreement concerning the adoption of children to which Australia is a party,” Mr Howard said. Mr Howard said the Marriage Act would be changed to include the commonly accepted definition of a marriage as the voluntarily entered-into union of a man and a woman “to exclusion of all others”. “We’ve decided to insert this into the Marriage Act to make it very plain that that is our view of a marriage and to also make it very plain that the definition of a marriage is something that should rest in the hands ultimately of the parliament of the nation,” he said.

You sad, pathetic little bigot. I expect this sort of malarky from Dubya, but I expected (why, I don’t know - you’ve done nothing to deserve it) a smidgeon more intelligence and understanding from Australia’s leader. Christ, the sooner someone gets the Liberal party out of power, the better.

Why is it up to John Howard to define marriage? What gives him the right to tell someone they can’t adopt a child? It’s absolutely disgusting. There are so many children out there in need who want parents who love them. What’s better - leaving them in the system or allowing them to be raised by loving parents who desperately want a family? Where cock or tongue goes at night when the kiddies are asleep and the parents are in the boudoir is irrelevant. Hell, many straight couples who have kids enjoy a bit of arse pounding and carpet munching action happening at night!

Copying George W’s playbook hasn’t worked too well for Johnny - Iraq has turned into a schmozzle, his popularity is plummeting, and so now he copies this gem from the US - what a political mastermind. It’s time to boot this despicable twat out of Canberra and spend the next decade trying to repair the damage he’s done to this country’s moral fibre and reputation.

Again, after the Tampa crisis, I should be used to John Howard’s sheer contempt for anything that doesn’t fit into his whitebread world. What an arse. He and George deserve each other - muzzle to muzzle now, anything goes as they wriggle.

Oooh! Nearly forgot to pop one in then!

Later Seems Labor’s cool with the ban on gay marriage, but undecided on adoption.

Posted by Jess at May 27, 2004 01:46 PM
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On May 27, 2004 10:11 PM, Adam wrote:

FUCK I want to bitch slap all of them!

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On May 29, 2004 04:52 PM, epicurus wrote:

Here’s a glipmse into the future if Howard is re-elected…

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa006&colID=2&articleID=0001E02A-A14A-1084-983483414B7F0000

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