May 27, 2004
Igor - Here, There & Everywhere
Ever since his eviction on Sunday night, Igor has been turning up left, right and centre - nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese. If I had a dollar for everytime he’s used the phrase “I was the black sheep” I’d be a millionaire. He’s also proven to be one long fart joke for Gretel Killeen.
Kudos to Igor though for copping everything thrown at him and getting through it with a surprising amount of dignity. He admits the farts, the jokes, the general hygiene problems - AND freely admits he fucked up in his past and he’s prepared to face up to it. I never thought I’d say this but… I kinda respect that.
In the Herald Sun Igor proclaimed “Everyone has skeletons in their closet, I’m not going to deny that I did some things when I was young, I’m not going to say it was a lie and it wasn’t me. I want people to know and I did it, and that’s that.” Word.
Meanwhile, the Daily Telegraph is continuing to stick the boot into Igor by adding surly footnotes wherever possible. In this gem they manage to turn around a quick blurb on this week’s nominated housemates into yet another snide remark about Igor.
Gasp! Horror! He doesn’t like yellow? Quick, someone call a cab for a one way trip to Abu Ghraib prison - this bastard deserves everything he gets! I mean really, what kind of a world is it where I feel slightly inclined to defend Igor? Eh? A fucked up one, that’s what! Regardless, yellow is a shit colour for a car, everyone knows that.
Off the topic, but doesn’t Gretel have a glow about her lately? She’s loving life, and looks younger than ever! Must be the new moisturiser - Oil of Saxon’s Willy.
Posted by Jess at May 27, 2004 01:22 PM— Filed under Big Brother Bonanza 2004
oooooo! what if shes pregnant? she does have that pregnant-motherly shine to her! :)