February 24, 2004

Kylie’s Queer Eye Lie

Channel Ten, you’re really trying my patience, I tells you! First the arrival of Harold Bishop’s annoying family on Neighbours, then The Hothouse, and now this?

Ten’s much advertised and hyped 90 MINUTE KYLIE GOES QUEER EYE SPECIAL, THAT’S RIGHT, 90 MINUTES OF KYLIE AND QUEER EYE, QUEER EYE AND KYLIE, OOOH WHAT A LOAD OF GAY FUN was a huuuuuuuuuuuge disappointment.

15 minutes into the show
No Kylie - concern is mounting rapidly…
20 minutes into the show
No Kylie - eye starts twitching…
35 minutes into the show
No Kylie - but Carson makes a joke about tight pants and ball room so pain momentarily subsides…
45 minutes into the show
No Kylie - something is terribly wrong. Carson makes a rimjob joke which helps…
56 minutes into the show
Kylie appears… FOR A MINUTE. She is great (her and Ted’s segment is the best - very cheesy and camp and funny, and Kylie sounds more Australian than she has since 1989) BUT she’s only there for a minute? What happened to the 90 Minute Kylie Goes Queer Eye special?

This brutal let down is followed by a half hour special on the making of the video clip for the theme tune All Things (Just Keep Getting Better). But where’s Kylie? Honestly, that was the most over-hyped television appearance in the history of anything, hands down.

Posted by Jess at February 24, 2004 09:24 AM
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