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October 11, 2007

Disturbing Google search phrases XI

Before I start, this does not mark a return of the ausculture.com blog. I’m simply posting another batch of these because they’re generally funny… Also, this is not Jess. Check the author.

Let’s see what we have here:

• women builders arse crack Pay attention porn site owners, it’s all about finding a niche market.
• Wayne Rooney naked I know this one was listed before but… How disturbing is it that more than one person on earth has searched for this? or that one person has twice!
• i wet myself Seriously people. Google is not your incontinence therapist, or your cleaner.
• 55 year old womnan porn Is that typo on the word “woman” due to excitement or arthritis grandma?
• fix the fence with sticky tape Tried it. Didn’t work. Maybe bubble gum?
• Still more various variations on sexual acts performed on an island. There were at least a dozen hits from that in the last month. If you feel the need to research this on the web then it’s probably not going to matter if you’re on an island or not because you’ll be crap regardless. ok?
• big denise drysdale cleavage Errr.
• seriously, your body is a fucking wonderland John Mayer is seriously fucking kicking himself that he didn’t think to embellish the lyrics like that.
• being fisted by an elderly male panda bear in coober pedy while high on GHB Actually, no one has ever found us via that but… now that ausculture.com will soon be the only result for that search it’s only a matter of time.

And finally…

• piles fitech sex Anyone wanna have a guess at that?