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April 11, 2007
Boo!
Fondling your base again, just briefly, to assure you…
(ridiculously long pause before leading into paragraph containing little to no actual information)
… that within two weeks you’ll find out what the shizzle is going on here on this website! If you’re the sort of person who gets pumped about Big Brother, Idol, trashy gossip, Logies heckling and other pop cultural delights (and Ausculture’s spazzy, swear-filled take on such things), then head back here in a week and a half. There’ll be good news.
Again, the phrase “good news” will only ring true if you don’t want me dead. ARF! In any case, I’ll be blogging again. A lot. And we’re gonna have some fun…
x
Posted by Jess at April 11, 2007 12:03 PM— Filed under Common
Comments
Can't wait!
Bring on BB07 and the "thing that the housemates can't do without" (water? publicity? electricity? notoriety? insanity?)
Posted by: pandymonium | April 11, 2007 1:06 PM
THANK GOD.
I've missed having the online Jess in my life on an every morning basis.
Posted by: Adem IAR | April 11, 2007 1:20 PM
Big Brother, Idol, trashy gossip, Logies heckling and other pop cultural delights:
Moderately pumped
Ausculture's spazzy, swear-filled take on such things:
VERY FUCKING PUMPED!!
Posted by: sublime-ation | April 11, 2007 1:51 PM
Good to hear from you Jess.
Here's hoping "the housemates do without"...toilet paper! Ha!
Ew.
Posted by: epicurus | April 11, 2007 6:28 PM
all my base fondling are belong to you.
looking forward to regular posts!
Posted by: johnny | April 11, 2007 6:55 PM
Thank heavens above! One knew there was a reason (other than one's unhealthy obsession with Miss Jess' prose) for re-checking this site daily! Long live the Queen of Trash Telly, The Empress of the Internerd (trumpet blurt now please, Mervin)... her most serene High Person, Jessssssssssssss! I'll take my tablets now, long live your magesty, your humble knight in shiny cordoroys, Sir Timothy xx
Posted by: Sir Timothy Govers | April 11, 2007 7:16 PM
Ah, the News Ltd rumour was true...
Posted by: Dave | April 12, 2007 1:00 PM
I’m as pumped as 12,000 litres of water being stolen from a junior rugby league club* water tank!
Posted by: Al Cad | April 13, 2007 3:54 AM
Hmmm. It's not quite what you think, Dave.
x
Posted by: Jess | April 13, 2007 2:38 PM