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March 19, 2007

“Touching Base”

Urgh - I really hate the term “touching base”, it reminds me of years spent in a hideous office job surrounded by marketing types. And also, lovely attractive people whose friendship I cherish to this day (just in case some wonderful ex co-workers are reading…)

But I just wanted to pop by to give you a few bits of info.

  1. My laptop died! YES! THIS IS SERIOUSLY SHIT NEWS!
  2. This means I only have sporadic access to the interwebs! At the library, for fucks!
  3. And I don’t have time to write proper pop culture stuff, so I just MySpazz blog about personal shit, and thems the only writering I be doing! Hence the silence here!
  4. But it’s not that I don’t love you, Ausculture readers!
  5. And hopefully, very soon, I shall be able to tell you about something which would lead to several blog postings a day, five days a week! About pop culture! Big Brother! Idol! Rubbish! Etc!
  6. Nice, huh?

But until I have definite news for you, I’ll just have to be vague. Fingers crossed, eh?

x

PS: If you’re interested in my new love/hate relationship with Sudoku and other suck lame non-Ausculturey blog fodder, do some Googlestalking and find the MySpazz blog. And add me, for fucks. I am going to give the beautiful Genny B a run for her money friends-wise, or die trying.

Posted by Jess at March 19, 2007 6:47 PM
— Filed under Common

Comments

HEY I use 'just calling to touch base' on a regular basis! Its better than 'Goddamnit I need you to buy a photocopier NOW before I lose my job, have to move out of my inner city apartment, sell my car and go back to peddling Belkin camera cases at the nearest Harvey Norman.' sigh

Granted there are a lot of business cliches that equally suck. For example, 'Its a numbers game,' (not reffering to your new affliction for sudoku) or the equally banal putting ones 'cock on the block.' That one REALLY shits me.

Posted by: _rex_ | March 20, 2007 11:54 AM

Touching the duck though, there's another thing entirely...

Posted by: G'Sonofabitch | March 21, 2007 2:48 PM

I HAVE MYSPAZZ TOO WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND??

Do remember I once competed in a dance off at your behest. Against a GAY!

Can't wait to hear your news. My Myspazz is here: myspace.com/joeyjeremiahsgirlfriend

I actually had to look the blasted thing up to find the URL.

p.s. I am very sorry about your laptop. Where will you be having the wake? I'll send along a casserole.

Posted by: rach | March 21, 2007 10:20 PM

I'd touch your base anytime.

Posted by: Adam 2.0 | April 1, 2007 7:49 PM

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