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February 19, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith’s Mysterious Death Has Been Solved!

And by Lily Allen, no less! Luckily everyone favourite Chris Cester hater* has blogged her findings (RE:VICKI LYNN HOGAN’S PASSING) on her famed MySpazz blog

Now I am in bed watching a documentary on Anna Nicole Smith , may her soul rest in peace . I reckon Howard K Stern did it . I hope he gets found out . He looks creepy .

Well, I suppose that’s that then. Another case solved! Kudos, Inspector Allen!

Sorry for the silence (again x a million). Free wireless has disappeared from the house and I am typing this from the local library’s computers. A LIBRARY! I hope I don’t accidentally learn stuff. In any case, Born Dancin’ and I are talking VERY SERIOUSLY about investing in speedy internet for our charming house. Can anyone suggest a company/deal for us? We have no idea how to go about these things. We are landline-less, if that helps influence your advice.

*Actually, Ally Spazzy is my favourite Chris Cester hater. Apparently he went mental at her during this year’s Big Day Out tour about five minutes before he and Lily Allen got into a scrap. And when Chris was getting all crankypants at Ally, a member of Eskimo Joe stood beside him snickering approvingly… until Chris then turned on him. Ahh Bolivia showbiz… In any case, Ally has sworn to give me the scoop once I find my beloved dictaphone, although I think that’s pretty much the story. Sigh. I need a coffee.

Posted by Jess at February 19, 2007 12:42 PM
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Comments

Go to whirlpool.net.au and check discussion boards. Lots of plans and ISPs are discussed including the wireless ones.

Did you know there’s compelling new evidence that Lily Allen and current hook-up Mike Skinner of The Streets are, in fact, ONE AND THE SAME?!

My own theory, though, is that they’re identical clones from a secret plan Pete Waterman is hatching to create the biggest Brit-pop group of all time. And the really scary thing: if Allen has a baby, she’ll effectively be giving birth to HERSELF!

If you're in a metropolitan area and aren't tied to a landline with Telstra, Optus offer some pretty good value cable internet plans at the more expensive end of the market. Otherwise, unless you want a phone line put in, your options are limited to wireless broadband and cable broadband.

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