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January 25, 2007
Tonight On “Le J’s”
Word up, motherchuckers. I will be strolling into JJJ later tonight (1am Friday, you pedants) and hitting all the wrong buttons at the wrong time before no doubt breaking the national broadcaster beyond repair just in time for them to be unable to announce the JJJ Hottest 100 tomorrow morning. WHAT A LARK!
Not only is Clem unable to make it, but my replacement co-host Ms Angela Ruth Hart has been forced to pull out last minute. I have beaten her quite savagely around the head as punishment, but hopefully she’ll make up for it through a grovelling public apology in which she compliments me heavily and makes numerous references to my undeniable charm and appeal to the masses. An extract from the interview would probably go something like this.
ME: Say you’re sorry.
ANGIE: I am very sorry.
ME: Will you make it up to me AND the people of Australia?
ANGIE: Yes! Yes I will! I promise!
ME: And how will they know it’s really you?
ANGIE: I don’t know!
ME: Hang on, I have an idea. Are you singing Accidently Kelly Street right now?
ANGIE: No.
ME: Well, then it’s definitely you.
ANGIE: LOLOLOL
ME: ROFLWAFFLES!
Etc.
I am thinking of scaring “the kids” and playing some Tears For Fears. If you’re awake, tune in.
x
Posted by Jess at January 25, 2007 2:10 PM— Filed under Common
Comments
You should get yourself an unsanctioned cohost with experience at graveyard shifts.
Posted by: Dave | January 25, 2007 3:51 PM
Unsanctioned? Plz explain!
Posted by: Jess | January 25, 2007 4:02 PM
IS THIS THE DAVE I THINK IT IS?
Heh.
Posted by: Jess | January 25, 2007 4:08 PM
Yes Jess it's always the Dave you think it is. Just saying, is all, I know that 2-6 timeslot like the back of me hand.
Posted by: Dave | January 25, 2007 5:26 PM
HI JESS IT'S ANOTHER DAVE.
HOLY CRAP I CAN HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW.
WOW CAPS LOCK.
Posted by: Dave | January 26, 2007 1:47 AM
Arf, did you hear me playing a CD over the top of a station announcement?
ITS A MASHUP HAY GUYZ IM SOULWAX LOLOLOL
Posted by: Jess | January 26, 2007 2:43 AM
listening at work. and browsing, and link by link found this, while you're still there.
crazy technology.
for something different, i'm NOT a dave.
Posted by: in london still | January 26, 2007 5:34 AM