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January 22, 2007

Various Things For Your Monday, Folks

Hola, kids! The black dog that has been growling outside my door ever since my beloved best pal Will Fop flew out of the country last week appears to be momentarily distracted, so I figured I’d jump on here for a tick and give you a few quick links to interesting things on the interwebs. ARE YOU PUMPED? Huzzah, etc!

OH NOES!

So the politicians are in a tizzy regarding Big Day Out management discouraging punters from bringing the Australian flag to the festival. Frankly, there’s not much more I can add to the topic when Clem’s written a marvellous “piece” on The Age about it which totally sums up how I feel - check it out here.

THE GOLDEN GLOBES!

Faggot-gate! Ryan Seacrest failing to interest Angelina Jolie! Etc! Read all about it at Defamer, yo.

TRASH TV FOREVS!

I fucking love this article to bits. I also love the US version of Wife Swap, especially after viewing ten episodes in two days. GET ON IT!

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME’S FULL-MONGREL ON TELLY!

Via Popbitch - please enjoy both Van Damme’s amazing and thoroughly sexy dance moves AND his swollen wang!

RADIO RELATED - RRR!

Clemmy B and I will be returning to RRR this Wednesday night from midnight til 2am, and we have a helluva lot of new and wonderful tunes to spin as well as much nonsense to talk. Tune in!

RADIO RELATED - JJJ!

It’s time for yet another graveyard shift on the national broadcaster! This Thursday night (well, 1am on Friday AEST) will see Triple J listeners having to sit through further questionable choices in music and hysterical laughter. Sadly, my beloved and knowledgeable radio partner-in-crime Ms Clementine “I Like To Sing Politically Incorrect Songs From The Hey Hey It’s Saturday Album On National Radio” Bastow will be unable to join me due to “keeping it real” elsewhere. What does this mean?

FIRSTLY: I will be pressing all the buttons and quite possibly breaking something. ARF!

SECONDLY: I will need a co-host… god forbid I fall asleep at the microphone resulting in late night revellers in Broken Hill feeling confused and perplexed about the sounds of muffled snoring and dribbling pumping through their speakers. Thankfully, the wonderful Angie Hart has agreed to be my radio wingman. Hopefully she will keep her notoriously foul-mouth and vicious temper in check because the last thing I need to attend is a fucking Senate enquiry. I jest, of course. She will be funny as hell and bring marvellous tunes to the table so jolly good all round then. Try to tune in if you’re still awake.

UPDATE - The above information, whilst correct at time of publishing, may have changed last minute. I will confirm shortly (for the three of you who give a flying fondle…)

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