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October 23, 2006
Celebrity Sooks - Part One In A Series
#1 - The Entire Cast Of The Biggest Loser
Jesus Christ. Have any of you been watching this program? Nothing but tears as far as the eye can see. If you were to play some sort of drinking game, skolling a beer every time someone dissolves into a blubbering mess on the program, you would eventually be as liquored up as James Mathison during an Australian Idol verdict show by the time the credits began to roll*. Even Kim the Trainer had a sob this evening!
VERDICT: Cart ‘em all off in a giant WAH-mbulance to Sook City, please.
PS: I really miss the insanely passionate Jillian. But I’ve heard rumours of her being involved in some sort of new show with a contestant from last year’s Australian version of The Biggest Loser so there is hope.
PPS: Bob the Trainer? Yeah, I’d hit it.
*In my honest opinion. I’ve been reading about libel laws, y’all!
Posted by Jess at October 23, 2006 9:59 PM— Filed under Common
Comments
I was telling a chum tonight that Andrew G used to be a big fatty boombah which was followed by a googlemission to find pictorial evidence. Guess whose site comes up first when you enter andrew g fat?
I'm so proud!
Posted by: fluffy | October 24, 2006 2:29 AM
Please to be advising of any Jillian rumours stat. The show is inanely... inane... without her.
Bob, Jillian and G in one paragraph... shit I'd probably hit 'em all!!
Posted by: Dxxxx | October 24, 2006 3:30 PM