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July 4, 2006

Super Parma & Other Trivial Pursuits

Is it Tuesday today? IT IS?

Well, you know what that means.

DO I? I RECENTLY HAD A HEAD INJURY AND NEED TO BE REMINDED OF MANY THINGS.

Say no more, my Regarding Henry-esque chum - I’m here to give you the lowdown.

This evening, the East Brunswick Club will yet again be hosting the night of pop culture and rock’n’roll quiz madness known across the land (or at the very least, certain parts of Albert Street) as So You Think You’re A Clever Cunt? trivia.

George H and I will be passing the dutchie (ie. MICROPHONE) around the left hand side (and probably to the right from time to time) and guiding you through another evening of trashy exploration. Dave the Scot will play music which makes your head explode with joy\gives you clues to answers.

I KNOW ALL THIS, YOU SPAZGUTS.

To borrow a quote from myself at nine years old - “UMMMMMAAAAH! TOOOOSHY MAMA!”

The exciting new element to So You Think You’re A Clever Cunt? trivia this evening is that The East’s mad Irish chef - Mr Dorje “Comedy Inc” Heavey - has declared that from tonight on, RANDOM SUPER PARMAS WILL BE DISTRIBUTED AMONGST THE CROWD. This means that hey, you might think you’re just ordering a standard ten buck culinary delight and then… OUT COMES AN EMU SIZED SLAB OF CHICKEN AND CHEESE AND CHIPS.

He’s out of his head, I tell you. Out of his head and he cooks like a motherfucker.

Be there or die.. of sorrow.

The East Brunswick Club
280 Lygon Street
East Brunswick 3057
www.eastbrunswickclub.com

Trams 001 and 008 drop you right outside the venue.

Posted by Jess at July 4, 2006 5:48 PM
— Filed under Common

Comments

Oh, if I only my payd had come through LIKE IT WAS SUPPOSED to today, I would be parma-ing and trivialising my way to happiness - helped along by sweet, sweet alcohol.

Trams 1 and 8 also have Met inspectors who are this close to busting you but you have to alight at the pub so they are forced to watch you walk farelessly away! Mwah-ha-ha-ha! Agent Fare Evader indeed!

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