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April 30, 2006
Goodbye, Cruel World
It’s been a marvellous two and a bit years writing for ausculture.com, but it is with deep regret I inform you I am unlikely to continue blogging upon my return to Melbourne on Monday - and right at the beginning of Big Brother season!
You see, if it were up to me I’d keep plugging away on this little site till I were but a wrinkled old bird and me arthritis could take the tapping of keys no more, but…
I will probably be dead in the morning when my beloved mother (aka Rosculture) wakes to find I flooded the back half of her house after taking a late night bath an hour ago.
If - and that’s one big feckin’ if - the woman decides to spare my life, I’ll be back at full force on Monday, potentially with a Big Brother Sunday night fake - eviction - leading - to - secret - room - living - oh - the - hilarity - and - potential - for - violence - to - ensue wrap up.
But really… it’s not likely. Life has been sweet. Thank you all for your support.
Posted by Jess at April 30, 2006 1:26 AM— Filed under Common
Comments
Please, please blog that conversation.
Posted by: MrLefty | April 30, 2006 9:05 AM
Oh god. Was it something I said?
No really, I can change.
Posted by: Christine Keeler | April 30, 2006 12:12 PM
OH - MY - GOD:
Keith Richards falls from coconut tree head injury shock!
Who would have thought?
Posted by: Christine Keeler | April 30, 2006 1:35 PM
I REALLY hope you're not serious about no longer blogging Jess. WE NEED YOU! I've only recently found your blog and it's made me laugh so hard that I sit with a grin like the kid in primary school who used to fart silents and then smile like he had just wont an oscar without anyone knowing. You're a national treasure Jess - hell, I think im gonna write to little johnny and ask him to put your head on the back of all our coins - i think the queen has had her turn, we've been carring her head in our pockets for over 50 years and to be honest her head is damn ugly and i dont want it anywhere near my nether-regions. Please don't leave us jess - we need you.
Posted by: Mr Phantom Pheonix | April 30, 2006 2:20 PM
May Rosculture have mercy on your soul.
Posted by: Anna Winter | April 30, 2006 3:55 PM
Can we come and pin your mother to the floor until she stops thrashing and screaming with rage?
Although when Them That live Upstairs did that to me, my rage knew no bounds.
Posted by: david tiley | April 30, 2006 4:03 PM
Don't scare us like that!
BB news and/or rumour (Is there a difference? Should we care? NO.):
Heard on the radio (The Spin, 3RRR) that one of the male housemates has Tourette's Syndrome. They said to look out for one of the guys sometimes suddenly putting his hand over his mouth in the background. He's not severely sweary, apparently, but blurts out tactless and inappropriate comments. That narrows it down heaps.
Has anyone else heard this?
Posted by: Buck Fudd | April 30, 2006 4:41 PM
Don't scare us like that!
BB news and/or rumour (Is there a difference? Should we care? NO.):
Heard on the radio (The Spin, 3RRR) that one of the male housemates has Tourette's Syndrome. They said to look out for one of the guys sometimes suddenly putting his hand over his mouth in the background. He's not severely sweary, apparently, but blurts out tactless and inappropriate comments. That narrows it down heaps.
Has anyone else heard this?
Posted by: Buck Fudd | April 30, 2006 4:52 PM
Yeah i hear dit on RRR too today sounds like a good un !
Posted by: s2art | April 30, 2006 5:30 PM
Yeah i hear dit on RRR too today sounds like a good un !
Posted by: s2art | April 30, 2006 5:37 PM
Rumour is it's John, can't say I have seen him speak much is that why? Ash strikes me as having some kind of health issue doe he speak? Jess you just have to appeal to the greater good with your Mum - ie there are too many people depending on your humour & other good stuff for you to die young. And, just use Karen/Krystal in defending yourself - ie at least you don't beg your Mum to get boobies with you and to go on BB, water damage is a small thing in comparison. And, if all else fails - run (as my sis I did, we ran to Perth after someone threw a brick through the front window when we held a punk party & the band smashed their living room light - all while they were away on hols, accidents happen but we were evil, your a good girl unlike us)
Posted by: kes | April 30, 2006 6:09 PM
On nominations tonight, Ash got nominated a couple of times for making "random and weird comments". Could he be the tourettes guy?
On a random note, was that the sound of Ash PISSING that I heard over the end of nominations tonight? It's a well-oiled machine that show, that's for sure.
Posted by: Jess | May 1, 2006 9:59 PM
You can't be 75601 serious?!?
Posted by: Max Ballstein | August 19, 2006 10:42 PM