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February 28, 2006

CAMERON DADDO APPRECIATION DAY COMING SOON!

It’s nearly time for ausculture.com’s favourite time of year… Cameron Daddo Appreciation Day. Celebrated on Cameron’s birthday - which, being the 7th of March, is next Tuesday - we like to take time out to reflect on Cameron’s stellar career, boyish good looks and all the great times Australia has had watching its baby-faced son conquer every challenge he sets himself.

Let’s go on a visual journey through the Antipodeon version of Matthew Broderick’s resume, shall we?

AWWW WHO’S A PRETTY BOY THEN - PERFECT MATCH RULEZ!

ROCKING OUT COUNTRY STYLE, IN YOUR FUCKING FACE KERNAGHAN!

CAM GETS ALL RETRO WITH ROO STEWART!!!!!!!

SOLVING A CRIME USING HIS INSTINCT AND ALSO FEELING SOMEWHAT CONSTIPATED. BONY 4EVS!

FROM THE MODELS INC YEARS!

Glorious.

Yes, it’s fair to say I have quite the soft spot for the world’s best Daddo. Whenever I am stuck in a perplexing situation, I like to think to myself “What Would Cameron Do?” and quick as a flash, I’ve either solved the problem or launched into an impromptu performance of Fifteen Minutes Of Fame (LOLROFL). And when it comes to filling in important forms like employment declarations and passport applications, well - that’s when he REALLY comes through. When I get stuck on the whole ‘date of birth’ bit, I mutter urgently under my breath “Cameron Daddo, Jess! Think DADDO!” and I can suddenly recall that I WAS ALSO BORN ON THE SEVENTH OF MARCH!

FIYA!

So how should YOU celebrate the 7th of March? If you’re anywhere but Melbourne, I would suggest you take a good ten minutes out of your day to light a candle and send positive thoughts Cam’s way.

HOWEVER.

If you are a Melbourne resident, here’s what you should - nay, MUST - motherchucking do on Tuesday night.

Go to The Tote.

Check out my new favourite band Lions & Tigers & Bears (OH MY INDEED!).

Then watch this man belt out hits like Boob Scotch…

… and scream “BOOM!” when he sings “The rockets go…” and oh, bounce up and down and dance a fair bit BECAUSE IT’S BOB LOG III and the fellow is a gem. And if you happen see a tipsy looking girl wearing a Justified Tour Satchel and a dreamy expression there, buy me her a drink or three.

It’s what Cameron would want, you see. You have a week to prepare.

OFF TOPIC! My ausculture email appears to be dead so apologies if you’ve sent something recently and there’s been no response. Hopefully it will give itself a much needed kick in the pants and be back working soon. Oh, and it looks like I will be filling in on Best Of The Brat tonight (10pm on RRR) with Pauly P and - god willing - Ms Bastow.