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Many people are up in arms over my comments expressing concern over the evil abortion pill the Labor movement (and rogue sluts in my own party, for goodness sake!) are, at the request of Omar Shariff, trying to ensure is forcefed to pregnant white Christian women. Some are even calling my views on the topic “ignorant” and “racist”.
Well let me tell you, it takes a lot to pull the wool over Danna Vale’s eyes and there are a few things people should know about the DEATH69 pill and the Muslamic ‘religion’ as a whole before they start throwing insults in my direction.
FACT - Muslamic people killed over a million diggers in Gallipoli - a small town west of Poland - during World War II.
FACT - Tamsyn Lewis slipped a DEATH69 pill into Jana Pittman’s Gatorade a week ago. This fiendish incident not only left Jana unable to do her country proud on the track, but also aborted her and Cathy Freeman’s superbaby which had been planted in Jana’s womb by the Australian Institute of Sport.
FACT - The head of the Muslamic movement, Pastor Salman Rushdie, has urged Anthony Mundine to perform acts of terrorism during the Melbourne Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony.
FACT - The DEATH69 pill passes through the average white female’s body in twenty four hours, raping and pillaging the womb like a hyperactive Viking, before slipping out early in the morning and never calling again. In order to stay alive, it must then seduce a new womb in a seedy downtown bar within the next forty eight hours and repeat the earlier process. It can carry on this cycle for up to six months, which is the point the DEATH69 pill’s manufacturers expect its batteries to run out.
FACT - Muslamists grow beards twice as fast as whites. This is because they murder, cook and eat blue heeler cattle dogs non-stop for a week during their Muslamist New Year celebration called Ramada. They have created giant kitchens disguised as hotels around the country to ensure no one goes hungry.
FACT - Izzy Hoyland is a Muslamist, and she is responsible for breaking up Karl and Susan Kennedy.
So take it from Danna Vale, the most informed and logical politician in Canberra…
A VOTE FOR THE DEATH69 PILL IS A VOTE FOR OSARMA BEN GURION AND HIS MERRY BAND OF KITTEN DROWNING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.
Kind regards,
Danna Vale.
Posted by Jess at February 15, 2006 12:40 AM
Comments
I knew there was something beardy about that Izzy Hoyland!
Posted by: Danielle | February 15, 2006 8:23 AM
Three thumbs up, Jess.
Posted by: Peter | February 15, 2006 9:25 AM
she's back!
also, i suspect it was muslamists on the grassy knoll who shot jfk. not male models as the us governement/zoolander will have us believe.
Posted by: la nadine | February 15, 2006 10:25 AM
You're a fuckin' genius Jessie, I swear to God. If only I could get to see it exercised in person. I'll pay.
Posted by: Buck Fudd | February 15, 2006 9:49 PM
Danna Vale, You are unbelievable (and I mean that, disheartedly)! It is wonderful how you expose, yourself....... to such information. Will you (if you have it), give us the 9-1-1 (or the 1-800)on the documented rumor that; the Church of Scientology directed Tom to convince the British Govt. that he is not homogenius, and that his secret lover [Arah Kelly] suggested that Tom should "Step, step, to the right. Bump and grind through the...."? However, since Tom is CRD (Caucasoid Rhythm Deficient), he could not "Step,step". Instead, Tom, "Flipped, flipped jerked and sli...." whenever he got the chance. Is there any truth to this, hunh, hunh? Is there?
Posted by: KeniiKen | February 15, 2006 11:50 PM
"In order to stay alive, it must then seduce a new womb in a seedy downtown bar within the next forty eight hours and repeat the earlier process. It can carry on this cycle for up to six months, which is the point the DEATH69 pill's manufacturers expect its batteries to run out."
Gasp Danna Vale is an Angel fan! Who woulda thunk a woman so cold could enjoy a show so full of wit and emotion?
Posted by: Le Driver | February 21, 2006 8:32 PM
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