January 15, 2006

dear jess, please find following my entry into the top ten song competition. it’s based loosely on what I’m dreaming of…

1.Où Vas-Tu Petit Garcon Brigitte Fontaine sweet French girl yelling never! and google reliably translates some lines for us… What is hollower than the sea? The hell is a hundred times hollower… don’t I know all about that 2. i here a new world Joe meek
mad and wonderful & I hear it too 3. girls in paris lee hazelwood lalalalalalee the girls in paris sing to me too. 4. forest for the trees Panel of judges because I love this band, and I love forests and I love trees 5. flyin shoes townes van sandt I need me some cause I can’t afford the airfare to visit my mum. 6. She Brings the Rain CAN she brings me spring, she brings the rain… it feels like spring… 7. little silver cloud Incredible String Band more clouds. my heads in the clouds…
8. Tenderly The Muppets The Original Muppets Cast Album 1
because the muppets were genius. the evening breeze, caress the trees, TENDERLY! 9. Tui Tui Tui Neung Phak (Mono Pause) because it sounds great… 10. Mr. Spaceman The Holy Modal Rounders I & II
I love hillbilly madness, and this is delightful.

done! quickly mind.

love dell.

10 Songs With Long Titles

Talkin' 'bout The Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues (Everyone Wants To Live For Ever) - The Flaming Lips Eight Years Of Rock And Roll Has Completely Destroyed My Memory - Custard Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey - The Beatles Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World - The Flaming Lips A Student Eating Sushi With A Chimp On A Glass Island - Gerling One Million Billionth Of A Second On A Sunday Morning - The Flaming Lips There's Something At The Bottom Of The Black Pool - Augie March (What Did) Future Generations (Ever Do For Me?) - Mal Webb Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want - The Deftones George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People - The Legendary KO Everyone I Went To High School With Is Dead - Mister Bungle

Honourable Mentions

ifyoucan'ttakeajokegetthefuckoutofmyhouse - Little General Nothing'severgonnastandinmyway(again) - Wilco Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me - Pearl Jam Pithecanthropus Erectus - Charles Mingus

10 TISM Songs With Long Titles

I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happy Is That I'm Not More Depressed Derryn Hinch's Right Of Reply, Or The Beard Is Mightier Than The Penis A Hard Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer But I Drink To Get Pissed Tonight Harry's Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie 'Bird' Parker Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment? Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Representatives Describe The Worst Head Job I've Had? - Fantastic! The Song Of The Quarter-Time Siren (Car Battery) Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow I Ain't No Christian, But I Believe In Jesus

Weeeeee: http://www.pissnvinegar.com/2006/01/16/ipod-ten-ausculture-edition/

(in case your pinger thing doesn't work)

Top Ten Songs Amanda Vanstone Would Probably Listen To After A Hard Day At Work

1. Let The Killing Begin - Arch Enemy, because the title is all that's written in her schedule for tomorrow.

2. You Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It) - Ice Cube, because she is eccentric and fluidly makes the switch from death metal to hip hop. It's also motivational.

3. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas, because she'll tell you what she's going to do with all that junk in her trunk. Make you scream make you scream, in fact.

4. Sorry - Madonna, because the chorus is: "I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know, please don't say you're sorry." She relates deeply to this lyric.

5. Symphony No. 5 (Allegro con brio) - Beethoven, because there has never been an evil genius that didn't get into that shit.

6. Work It - Missy Elliot, because she knows the true meaning of isurpermidaterfranya.

7. You Outta Know - Alanis Morrissette, because "And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away" really speaks to her relationship with Phillip Ruddock.

8. Good Morning Slaves - Fantomas & The Melvins, because the song title inspired the beginning line of a speech she plans to make at the next Young Liberals breakfast function.

9. Dinner Lady Arms - The Darkness, because it makes her feel sexy.

10. Creep - Radiohead

"I'm a creep. I'm a wierdo. What the hell am I doing here?"

A final moment of introspection.

The top 10 songs that Paris Hilton listens to while having sex.(In no particular order)

1.Whenever Where-ever- Shakira

2.Do You Want To?- Franz Ferdinand

3.Can I Have It Like That?- Pharrell

4.Don't Cha- The Pussycat Dolls

5.Pump It- The Black Eyed Peas

6.Don't Lie- The Black Eyed Peas

7.This is How We Do- The Game ft 50 Cent

8.Do Something- Britney Spears

9.Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice

10.Goodbye My Lover- James Blunt

This way it counts as a comment AND a post!

Surely Amanda would have to listen to the Cures' Killing An Arab, or is that to obvious

Songs by bands or with song titles involving feet: 1. New Slang - The Shins The shins fucking rock 2. Feet Fall on the Road - Bruce Cockburn ... HAHAHA Cockburn. 3. Hot Legs - Rod Stewart We all love Mr Stewart! 4. Walking on the Sun - Smash Mouth Walking ... Feet ... you know. 5. Walk Through the Fire - Buffy Cast Oh god, wasn't this episode great!! Who would have thought that those people could sing? ... except for Alyson Hannigan, but that's ok, because she played a lesbian. 6. Footloose - Kenny Loggins How could I have a list about feet and not have this song. It would be a travesty, a TRAVESTY I tell you! 7. One Foot in the Grave - Beck Never heard it? Me either 8. Legs - ZZ Top Gotta have ZZ, can't live with out ZZ! 9. Old Brown Shoe - The Beatles No top 10 music list is complete without at least one beatles song ... no more than 10 though. 10. Sock it 2 me - Missy Elliot What would the world be like without Missy? I for one don't want to find out.

Dangerousdave, obviously she is not that predictable.

Or I don't have that song.

Whatever. You choose.

Medusa, don't forget 'How Beautiful Are Thy Feet' from George Frideric Handel's 'The Messiah' - it's been hittin' the Top of the Pops since the 1720s!

You knwe I had to do it Jess. Top 10 NRL songs

1. Two Tribes - Jon Stevens

2. Who Let the Dogs out

3. Friday Night's a Great Night for Football

4. Song 2 - Blur

5. Thunderstruck - AC/DC

6. Bring Back the Biff - Reg Reagan

7. That's My Team - whoever the hell sings it

8. We Will Rock You - Queen

9. Tupthumbing - Cumbawumba

10. Simply the Best - Tina Turner

The numbers came out backwards. Reverse the order of the post :/

From a long-time lurker *blushes cos she likes Jessculture too"

Ooh! I love stuff like this... Well, I originally wanted to come up with a mix-CD of songs about Adelaide to show it's not as bad as everyone thinks. But I could only think of that shite song by Ben Folds, which does not represent his best work. So...

10 Songs That Would Have Been OK But Were Ruined By Constant Radio Airplay and Became Shopping Centre Muzak That Raises Your Blood Pressure Until You Just Want To Kill...

Brick - Ben Folds Five. Yellow - Coldplay. Song 2 - Blur. You're Beautiful - James Blunt. Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand. Nosebleed Section - Hilltop Hoods. Anything by Jet. Scar - Missy Higgins (even though I love the lyrics). Betterman - Pearl Jam. That Killers song that those mongy Adelaide boys sang on X Factor (I can't be arsed googling that one).

By the way, I think that you'd like Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple. It's awesome. (It's ok, I know I don't really know you just cos I read your blog..)

From a long-time lurker *blushes cos she likes Jessculture too"

Ooh! I love stuff like this... Well, I originally wanted to come up with a list of songs about Adelaide to show it's not as bad as everyone thinks. But I could only think of that shite song by Ben Folds, which does not represent his best work. So...

10 Songs That Would Have Been OK But Were Ruined By Constant Radio Airplay and Became Shopping Centre Muzak That Raises Your Blood Pressure Until You Just Want To Kill...

Brick - Ben Folds Five. Yellow - Coldplay. Song 2 - Blur. You're Beautiful - James Blunt. Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand. Nosebleed Section - Hilltop Hoods. Anything by Jet. Scar - Missy Higgins (even though I love the lyrics). Betterman - Pearl Jam. That Killers song that those mongy Adelaide boys sang on X Factor (I can't be arsed googling that one).

By the way, I think that you'd like Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple. It's awesome. (It's ok, I know I don't really know you just cos I read your blog..)

10 songs for my close friend kate who is in london (put the song titles together and they form a message). i call it the "THAT's MOIST PLAYLIST"

1. hello again - dave matthews abdn

2. katie - missy higgins

3. i thought i saw you last night - steve poltz and jewel

4. come back home - pete yorn

5. when will you come back home - ryan adams and the cardinals

6. i know i know i know - tegan and sara

7. you're so busy - the rugburns

8. crying shame - jack johnson

9. i will not forget you - sarah mclachlan

10. call me on your way back home - ryan adams

Top 10 songs to listen to while sipping contemplatively at a bottle of your own fine urine and considering taking off your left arm with your pocket knife (when stuck in a motherfucking crevice*)

1. Niggas Thirsty - by Mac Dre/Freako/Mob Figaz

But only if you be a nigga, bro.

1. When the Weather Is Fine - Thirsty Merc

Because not only will this song help you appreciate the delightful sunshine, the fact that you are ALSO thirsty means that you will also identify with a Mercedes Benz, and know that means you are CLASS with a capital ASS.

1. Ironic - Alanis Morrisette

Because she will tell you that it is a dinky little ironic twist that you fell down the crevice, rather than bad fucking planning, yo motherfucking moron.

1. Rock and Roll all night - Kiss

Because who wouldn't like to rock and roll all night and party every day, when the alternative is drinking your own wee and sawing off your own arm? I put it to you: NOBODY! HAH! I rest my case.

1. Long Way to the Top - AC/DC

Because goodness, it really is a long way to the top from where you are right now, and it's nice that acca dacca are being so empathic. Also, you can have a snigger re "long way to the shop when you want a sausage roll": COMEDY GOLD.

1. My Favourite Things - Julie Andrews

Whiskers on kittens, etc: HOW MOTHERFUCKING CUTE IS THAT. Also this song is full of 100% Sound Advice: you will find the flavour of your own wee much more deliciousness if you think of STRAWBERRY CUPCAKES with COCONUT ICING while you drink it.

1. Eternal Flame - Bangles

Dude when is it NOT a good time to listen to this MOST EXCELLENT piece of BODACIOUS MUSICAL WONDER.

1. Into My Arms - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Sing along why dontcha, make the most of it while you still can. Afterall, in just a few hours time you will be forever reduced to inviting the young ladies who win your affections "into my arm".

1. It's getting hot in here - Nelly

So take off all your limbs (I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my limbs off)

1. Onward Christian Soldiers - hardcore motherfucking christians

Because now might be a good time to rediscover your close bond with jesus christ our lord and saviour (at least until you are out of the crevice).

xoxox nora

• Crevice = ROCK FORMATION, NOT VAGINA you DIRTY PERVERTS.

numbers that worked good would be super. But then in my heart of hearts, they're all number ones.*

xoxo nora *i.e. hit singles, not wees, you unsanitory reprobates.

err, unsanitary

oops

xoxo nora

You can't be 10212 serious?!?

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